VINTAGE '55 BETTY CROCKER BROWNIE MIX AD - BOB CROSBY (BING'S BROTHER) PROMOTIONAL FOR A BROWNIE HAT скачать в хорошем качестве

VINTAGE '55 BETTY CROCKER BROWNIE MIX AD - BOB CROSBY (BING'S BROTHER) PROMOTIONAL FOR A BROWNIE HAT

The inferior-complex suffering brother of Bing Crosby (in my humble opinion) used to have a TV show, and he is seen in this ad promoting his sponsor's product. In the commercial, Bob is wearing a Betty Crocker Brownie hat, which can be owned by any of the viewers, simply by sending in buckets of MOOLAH to Bob's personal home address. I'm just kidding, Bob would never do such a dastardly thing. THE ACTUAL ADDRESS: 1 boxtop & 25 cents to: BROWNIE HAT - Box 376 New York 46, NY (DEADLINE 1955) 2013 READER'S SIMPLE SOLUTION FOR THE 1955 DEADLINE: Buy a used Delorean, and then build a Flux capacitor to give yourself the ability to TIME TRAVEL. Use the time machine to go back to 1955, and then use a payphone to call Doc Brown. You should ask him to receive a "brownie hat" package for you, since you will be going home soon. Buy a box of brownie mix, and then place it in the appropriate receptacle (the garbage can.) Don't forget to remove the boxtop. Before you return to 2013, you will need to send the boxtop and a pre-1955 quarter to the above listed address. After you have returned home, Doc Brown will eventually receive the package in the mail, after only FOUR MONTHS. As per your instructions, he will then hire a shyster attorney to hold on to the package for 58 years, and then the attorney will have it delivered to your home on Monday, June 3, 2013 (HEY, THAT IS TOMORROW.) All told, it will probably cost a little under 10 million dollars for your brownie hat. The shyster attorney will be charging approximately $9.75 million, and the time machine should set you back $249,999.72. The remaining 28 cents is for the quarter that is put in the envelope, along with a 3 cent stamp on the outside of the envelope. EASY- PEASEY. For more vintage pop culture, from the 1950's, 1960's & the 1970's, you might enjoy visiting TV TOY MEMORIES http://www.tvtoymemories.net Please visit my pop culture photo site. Hundreds of photographs of pop culture cereal, toys and other items of interest. You can visit Click A Snap https://www.clickasnap.com/profile/TV.... Please click the thumbnail and view the large photo for 5 seconds. I receive a token amount per 5 second view. Thank you.