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Five-Star Forearm | SLOP RADIO | Punk

Silicon Valley finally delivered on the 'personal touch' by including an actual human limb with your burrito. It’s the perfect soundtrack for when your five-star rating comes with a side of forensic evidence. 📰 Source: https://theonion.com/human-arm-hangin... 📥 Grab the MP3: https://www.slopradio.live/d/?kod=gen... ------------------------------- 🎤 LYRICS: (Verse 1) The app just pinged, it’s 'round the literal bend Your three-wheeled buddy, your newest plastic friend It’s dodging strollers and the cracks in the concrete A high-tech marvel rolling down a one-way street But as it navigates the curb with a digital hum I see a hitchhiking elbow and a lonely thumb A pale white hand is scraping on the asphalt grit That’s a hell of a way for a lid not to fit. (Chorus) Oh, there’s a human arm hanging out the bot It’s not the extra napkins or the fries I bought Five-star service with a side of 'what the hell' Someone call the precinct and the CEO as well The sensor’s blinking and the fingers look blue I think the delivery guy delivered himself too. (Verse 2) It’s rolling past the Starbucks and the CVS A Silicon Valley miracle in a gruesome mess There’s a Rolex on the wrist, still ticking away While the algorithm says, 'Have a stellar day!' Is it 'contactless' if the limb is in my face? Or just a little glitch in the tech-bro race? You wanted your burrito in record-breaking time But it comes with a garnish of a cold-case crime. (Bridge) Customer support is an automated loop While there’s a stray bicep in your miso soup Don’t bother with the refund, don't bother with the chat The terms and conditions didn't cover all that Just tip in the app, keep your head on a swivel Before the whole system turns to meat-grinder drivel. (Outro) Rate your experience, leave a little note 'Best ribs in the city,' is what the user wrote Yeah, keep the change, buddy. Just keep on rolling. Right off the pier. #slopradio #sunomusic #aimusic #newtrack #radio