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I Googled My Symptoms and Now Apparently I Have 47 Diseases and Need to Drink Water

Intro – Chant (Crowd Style) Water! Water! Water! Water! Doctor said relax, don’t panic, just breathe Two pills, big glass, hydration is the key Water! Water! Water! Water! Hook (Chant / Crowd) I Googled my symptoms now I'm losing my mind Internet said I'm running out of time Doctor just laughed said “boy don't panic” Drink some water you dramatic Water! Water! Water! Water! Two of these pills and hydrate right Stop googling stuff at 2 AM at night Water! Water! Water! Water! Verse 1 – Rap Woke up with a cough man I opened my phone Typed one little symptom now I'm scared at home First site said cold, second said flu Third one talking “rare disease number 22” Now my leg feel weird, now my eye kinda twitching Google got me thinking my expiration glitching Heart beating fast like a drum in a band Then the doctor walked in like “bro calm down man” He said you slept three hours and drank five coffees Of course your body acting kinda sloppy Internet got you writing your own obituary But all you really need is something very necessary Hook (Chant) Water! Water! Water! Water! Doctor said chill, you’ll be alright Just drink some water and sleep tonight Water! Water! Water! Water! Verse 2 – Singing I thought I was fading away Thought it was my final day Google told me “say goodbye” Doctor said “boy please don't cry” Just breathe slow, take your time Hydration fixes half your life Turn off your phone, stop the fear Drink that water, you still here Humming Section Hmmmm hmm hmm hmm Hmmmm hmm hmm hmm Sipping water feeling strong Guess I wasn't dying all along Hmmmm hmm hmm hmm Hmmmm hmm hmm hmm Doctor smiling like he knew Internet just played me too Man Rap (Deep Voice Style) Listen up… real talk… Everybody online got a medical degree Till a doctor walks in like “that ain’t what I see” Hydrate your body, sleep, eat right Stop diagnosing yourself every night Internet panic make mountains from dust Half them symptoms just stress and distrust So before you write your will tonight Drink that water… you might be alright Final Chant Hook Water! Water! Water! Water! Doctor said two of these and hydrate right Stop googling symptoms every night Water! Water! Water! Water! Adlib (Outro) I Googled My Symptoms and Now Apparently I Have 47 Diseases and Need to Drink Water! Drink water. Close the laptop. You’ll be fine.