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Rambo Amadeus - F.G.M. (Fantastične Glasovne Mogučnosti)

F.G.M. / Šest minuta T.M. Titanik / Titanic, 1997. SPot, Zoran Janjetov http://www.ramboamadeus.com Fantastic Vocal Abilities I have fantastic vocal abilities Enormous range of crystal clear voice Montserrat Shaban Bandaranaike Is next to me, everyone's last choice Some time back, I did a gig for the state Half cash upfront, check for the second rate I had to keep calling my banker So who could blame me, for losing my temper Hallo, good day, is the payment in? Three times a day, the clerks heard me saying First reply -- no, later -- like hell it is Waiting prolonged, weeks followed weeks When I dialed the well known number one morning Instead of a pleasant voice -- twilight zone shrieking It came to me that modern day business Is more and more relying on faxes Unfortunately, I didn't have that machine And since neighbor Simo, who has it, wasn't in I strained my vocal chords to the limit And screamed like mad for about a minute The fax bonded to me like a brother Ink and blood, they're thicker then water So I yelled like a pig headed for slaughter And my screaming got interpreted like money transfer Tomorrow I stopped by my bank Expecting to find my account blank But -- here's your money, said the clerk Thank you, I said, trying not to go berserk As soon as I run back home, as you might guess I began dialing, while counting the gained assets There was at least 300 DEM and not a dinar less Finally, the call got through, and I repeated the process Again, the fax bonded to me like a brother Ink and blood, they're thicker then water Again I yelled like a pig headed for slaughter And my screaming got interpreted like money transfer Like, by chance, I go back to the bank Expecting to find my account blank But -- here's your money, said the clerk Thank you, I said, trying not to smirk From that moment on, I don't worry about the future I just dial a number and repeat the procedure I usually do just small amounts So the bank wouldn't get any doubts And because I'm such a generous soul Here's something for you all 500 DEM in the currency of choice Just call the bank, and play this voice...