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"Why Are You So Quiet?" (Funny Introvert Rap)

If Introverts Rapped when people asked "Why Are You So Quiet?" (comedy) Spotify (also available on all major streaming services) https://infj.me/YRUsoQUIET Lyrics: At a birthday party, just tryna chill Sitting in the corner by my own free will Minding my own business, sippin' on a box of juice When outta flippin nowhere, here come the abuse Why are you so quiet? Aw, here we go I feel like a gangsta getting grilled by the po-po Or a geek at the freak show, even Ripley ain’t believe Congratulations, playa, you discovered my pet peeve Why are you so quiet - just let it drop Why are you so quiet - please make it stop Why are you so quiet - just leave me alone This irritating question makes me wish I stayed home. So when you ask me that question, what do you expect? Like seriously, I wanna understand the disconnect Between you and reality, your impulse for the inquiry About my words or lack thereof that I speak Do you seek An over-complicated explanation? Like maybe I lost my voice while on vacation Instead of just relaxing and enjoying the view I talked non-stop until my vocal chords blew But maybe that reason isn’t satisfying You wanted a story that would leave you crying Like when i was a kid i got hit by a potato in the head, i wasn’t dead but it was a fatal blow To the left side of my brain, the hemisphere Responsible for speech, scientifically it’s very clear My quietude today is an unfortunate result Of a sweet potato flung out of a homemade catapult I’m just playing with you dog, the true interpretation Of my current situation, my quiet calibration Is I’m training real hard to be a ninja assassin It’s supposed to be a secret but you wouldn’t stop askin’ me Now it’s awkward, you really shoulda thought twice Ask stupid questions and you’ll pay the stupid price According to the ninja code I gotta take you out I don’t mean on a date–that’s not what this is all about… right? Why are you so quiet - just let it drop Why are you so quiet - please make it stop Why are you so quiet - just leave me alone This irritating question makes me wish I stayed home. But for real now: is it beyond your comprehension That I prefer to be silent and avoid attention? I’m not shy, no anxiety of the social variety Just drained by the this exchange between you and me I’m not a cheese sandwich, don’t like to be grilled Take a lesson from the cat curiosity killed I mean–that’s not a threat, I didn’t mean it that way, Just leave me to myself is what I’m trying to say. Why are you so quiet - just let it drop Why are you so quiet - please make it stop Why are you so quiet - just leave me alone This irritating question makes me wish I stayed home. Written by FJ #comedy #introvert #comedymusic