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Taylor Swift "Blank Space" PARODY -- Make Space (The Manspreading Song)

"Make Space" is a parody of Taylor Swift's "Blank Space," revolving around the scourge of manspreading. BUY THIS SONG! http://bit.ly/1zDbU5V LYRICS Doesn't matter where I am I need to find myself a comfy seat I don't really give a damn you complain, but I'm like "Oh my god, get off my case. You act like you own this place. Scoot over, you're in my way." Hey. pregnant women, old ladies you won't get any sympathy from me I won't get up, you can't squeeze I don't have a sense of decency I need to spread my knees give my crotch a little room to breathe I spend time on my technique nothing's more important than the place I put my butt cheeks When I'm at the movie theater or cheering at a football game as people get nearer I know how to keep them away I see the anger on their faces but I don't feel ashamed I do this on a regular basis AND YOU KNOW MY NAME! They call me manspreader it's a badge I wear with pride cause nothing feels better than the separation of my thighs I wouldn't move for my own mother don't care how much you beg I gotta make space baby so I spread my legs Hostess looks waiter stares restaurant patrons judging me when I reserve seven chairs to eat alone at Applebee's I like their queso dip with no one close when I feast on it but it disagrees with my stomach "OH NO!" "Beat it. Move it. I'm coming through" running full-speed down the hall I need to go number two and I'm taking the handicap stall I would rather be dead than live in world where I can't manspread I mean every word I've said spreading's like a drug and, baby, I'm addicted At a concert or the circus a college lecture, even church I create a space surplus and I ain't moving cause I got here first people tell me they despise me suppose that's my claim to fame it's how they recognize me AND YOU KNOW MY NAME! they call me manspreader this is what I was born to be I'll be doing it forever it is my destiny my father taught me how to do it his father taught him the same when you need to make space baby just spread your legs treat the subway like it's my own sofa I'm spreading, stretching like I'm doing yoga treat the subway like it's my own sofa I'm spreading, stretching like I'm doing yoga On public transportation even in rush hour crowds I maintain separation commuters say it's not allowed they snap pictures when I'm not looking post them on their Twitter page #WhoIsThisJerk, but YOU KNOW MY NAME! They call me manspreader there are many others just like me we are united together you're invited to join our team forget about your moral objections your happiness awaits you can make space baby just spread your legs CREDITS released 03 February 2015 Written and recorded by Nick Dietz Mixed and mastered by John Cheadle - Johnnysmixandmaster@gmail.com Filmed and edited by miriam nielsen -    / zentouro   Additional camera work by Bryce Urbany -   / bryceurbany   Special Thanks to Rex Sakomoto -- lifesaver on location Follow me on twitter!   / ndreports   Like me on the facebooks:   / nickdietzofficial