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Star Wars - The Rise of Skywalker (PARODY)

#StarWars #TheRiseOfSkywalker #StarWars9 Help us TWEET this to @DailyRidley @BrunoMars @StarWars and use the hashtag #TheLastJedi SONG DOWNLOAD Coming Soon FOLLOW Idos Media on: Facebook:   / idosmedia   Instagram & Twitter: For behind the scenes and updates (@rj_idos) For business inquiries contact: idosmediallc@gmail.com Huge SHOUTOUT to: Lindsay Edwards for performing as Rey (@lindseycupcake1446) Brad Witbeck and Rylee Clements for the lyrics PRODUCTION Produced/Directed/Filmed/Edited by: Rj Idos LYRICS Rey, Rey, Rey I grew up on some desert planet Couldn’t hardly stand it Life was pretty quiet (At) least I got a cool accent Just swapin’ stuff’ for portions, swap-swapin’ to eat Gotta add a drop of water to it, pop- it’s a bread thing Live in a broken AT-AT Feelin’ kinda lonely (wait) ‘Cept this ex-stormtrooper (and) BB-8 kinda likes me They want to get the droid, want, want to get the droid We almost got destroyed, but we chose to avoid it, and Jumped in the Falcon yeah (Gonna put some miles on it) Anywhere you want (Gonna go freestyle on it) Now I’m kinda angry, not happy at all Cuz those guys just blew up Jakku! Man, the dark side ain’t polite    Join the resistance, alright. Lucky for you, I’m down to fight, I’m down to fight It may turn out I’m a Jedi, yeah a Jedi And the First Order you know Built the Death Star 2 point 0 It might make everybody die, yea they’ll all die Check out those lasers in the sky, up in the sky Maybe we’ll get to meet Han Solo Chewie with his crossbow Buns run in the fam’ly Well, if it turns out Leia’s my auntie Figured out I’ve got the force and I should train now We got no time for that- but I’ll figure it out A lightsaber right there is (*yoda?) Look at that, now I’m an heiress Now it’s all getting clearer Guess I’m a Disney Princess Is it true?(Is it true?) Can it be? (Can it be?) If it is (if it is) no dress for me, baby Back to the Falcon now (But no chance to fly on it) Captured prisoner          (By this loser Kylo Ren) Look into my mem’ry, that’s not cool at all I’ll never give the map to you Finn like a thief in the night Rescued me- well, at least tried Is this the guy I’m s’posed to like? Supposed to like? Cuz honestly I would swipe right, I would swipe right----?? No time for romance tonight We’ve got to get out alive Speaking of that, hope Han’s alright, hope he’s alright Hope his dumb son won’t let him die, won’t let him die We knew it was about time This hero’s a lady, hero’s a lady Fight with me, fight with me, fight with me Kylo gets left behind Think about the, force, I can use it Don’t need to train at all Call me lazy, call me, call me lazy (But) look what I can do The force awakened tonight! Daddy and daughter unite I mean that theory’s not airtight, it’s not airtight But probably, like, amirite? So am I right? Luke, I could stand here all night Just take the saber, alright? Lead the resistance and we’ll fight, Yeah let’s go fight Help me become a great jedi, the last jedi