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Warden Barrowclough: I'm here at the request of one of my senior colleagues. Well, I think you know that I know that you know what I know Norman Stanley Fletcher: Oh do I? Barrowclough: The word on the grapevine is that you can put your hand on what he hasn't got. Fletcher: Well if he hasn't got it, I don't see how I can put my hand on it, sir. And if he has, I'm not sure that I want to, you know what I mean? Barrowclough: Don't be obtuse Fletcher. We both know what I am on about. And I want you to know that I heartily disapprove of this. Fletcher: Oh so do I sir, so do I, but we are just the go-betweens, ain't we eh? We are merely here to maintain the status quo. And if we don't come to some little arrangement they go in the auction Sunday. Barrowclough: Ah, arrangement yes. My function is to ensure that the item in question is restored to its rightful place Fletcher: To wit, his mouth. Barrowclough: I think we see eye to eye Fletcher: Oh yes, well you know what they say sir, an eye for an eye and a tooth for a mouth. Barrowclough: I've been authorised to go up to a fiver Fletcher: Then the quicker you go up to it the better, sir. Barrowclough: Well hang it all Fletcher! I would like to make some token gesture towards bargaining. Fletcher: Oh I'm sorry sir, sorry you go ahead, bargain away sir Barrowclough: £3.50? Fletcher: A fiver Barrowclough: Done Fletcher: You certainly have been