World News That Doesn’t Suck – Bazza’s Aussie AF News Roundup - 7th July 2025 скачать в хорошем качестве

World News That Doesn’t Suck – Bazza’s Aussie AF News Roundup - 7th July 2025

Oi legends — Bazza’s back, full of beers and bad takes, yellin’ into the void with the week’s filthiest news stories the mainstream muppets won’t touch. This week on Aussie AF News: Earth’s Spun the Fk Out** – Days are gettin’ shorter. Time itself has cracked the sh*ts. Ant Smugglin’ Sickos – Two Belgian knobheads caught sneakin' 5,000 queen ants outta Kenya. What the actual fk? Nuclear Petunias – Japan's PM out here plantin’ daffodils in Fukushima like it's a fkin’ fairy garden. UFO Wank Files – NSA’s sittin’ on alien secrets while the rest of us wait for our intergalactic probin’. Scan Me, I’m a Muppet – Swiss lass gets a barcode tat that actually beeps. Humanity’s cooked. Bazza’s verdict? We’re done. Stick a fork in Earth and give it a slap on the arse. Hit that subscribe button before the ants rise up and barcode us all. Abuse Bazza in the comments, he bloody loves it. If you’re not offended, you’re not payin’ attention. #AussieAFNews #BazzaUnhinged #NewsForBogans #WorldIsRooted #BarcodeDickheads #UFOCockblock