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I'M NEVER WORKING OUT EVER AGAIN!!!!

  / ice1cube   Sometimes I'll wake myself up in the middle of the night doing weird things about which I don't have the slightest clue. I've woken myself up with both arms raised straight up like a mummy, with my right hand softly carressing the skin on the backside of my left hand ever so sensually. At the other end of the spectrum, I've also woken myself up by suddenly attempting to twist my head around a full 180 degrees as if trying to look behind me, permanently. That ended up waking me up with a sprained neck. I'm not even joking. Lately however, I've been waking up with my hands furiously tapping away at my pillow as if I was once again practicing Mozart's piano concerto number 21 in C major for my elementary school annual talent show, that fateful night which ended up with me forgetting everything past the seventh stanza and me responding appropriately by nervous peeing on stage. Don't you just hate those dreams? The types where you dream that you're peeing somehow and you end up actually peeing all over yourself in your bed which adds insult to injury especially since after cleaning yourself up you are relegated to sleeping on the couch since your soggy mattress will need to be taken outside first thing in the morning and set out in the sun to dry, upon which the neighbors will all know the shame you have wrought on your family? Yeah, that's a sucky situation, and add to that the regret I feel from not practicing more the eighth stanza of that blasted concerto piece? I deserve this couch. That is, until I wake up playing piano on the armrest. Ikea here we come.