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Lo Pan Can't Find a Girl For 2000 Years - Big Trouble in Little China (1986) - Clip HD Scene

If you are a 🎥 movie lover - you're gonna love our channel 👌 Get your popcorn 🍿 & 🥤soda and enjoy legendary scenes from your favorite movies. You might also find some great clips🎬 you completely forgot about or even find something completely new to spend your afternoon on. Don't worry, we all do it sometimes 😉 Where are we, Wang? - You are nowhere! Oh, boy. Look, we came here to see David Lo Pan, all right? David Lo Pan? - Then you have succeeded, Mr Burton. - What, you? - I don't get this at all. I thought... - Shut up, Mr Burton! - You are not put upon this world to "get it". - Come on! Lo Pan is like... Nothing you can understand. There are many mysteries and unanswerable questions, even in a life as short as yours. The way I see it, it doesn't mean we shouldn't ask. Where's my truck? You are not looking for a truck. You're looking for a girl. A girl with green eyes. - Yes. - She must be something extraordinary. Or I'm not about to waste another 2,000 years. There can't be many Chinese girls with green eyes these days. - There are not. Never were. - So beggars can't be choosers. But I can! Tell me about Miao Yin. What province is she from? Hunan? Her mother? Her father? He must be a holy man. I must know. You got a tongue, Dave. Ask her yourself. Mr Burton, if you have an influence over your youthful friend, you better exert it now. Otherwise I will send both of you to the hell where people are skinned alive. It's that simple. Understand? - Are you crazy? Is that your problem? - No, he means it, Jack. My problem is this place. This place is my tomb. I'm buried here. A young man, a king, a warrior, is entombed in this old man's crippled body. And all I need is a woman, Mr Burton, a special kind of woman with dragon-green eyes, to make me whole and young again, so that I may rule the universe from beyond the grave. - Ch'ing-ti. The God of the East. - Who, him? This guy? No, not me, Mr Burton. My demon. The god I must appease in order to regain my heart, my blood. A girl with green eyes to satisfy Ch'ing-ti, a girl brave enough to embrace the naked blade. - When I find her, I will marry her. - Never! Ch'ing-ti will be happy and my curse lifted. You can rule the universe from beyond the grave. - Indeed! - Or check into a psycho ward. Whichever comes first. What, I'm supposed to buy this shit? 2,000 years and he can't find a broad to fit the bill? Come on, Dave, you must be doin' somethin' seriously wrong. There have been others, to be sure. There are always others, are there not? You seem to be one who knows the difficulties between men and women, how seldom it works out. And yet we all keep trying, like fools. Who are these people? Friends of yours? Now this really pisses me off to no end! - Come on, stick around! - Where's Miao Yin? In this building? - Safe. - Where is she? Safe. Safer with me than any creature on earth! SUBSCRIBE & CLICK THE BELL BUTTON: ______________________________________________________________ All material belongs to their respective owners. Any and all ads that may appear during this video are set by video material owners and/or their associates. This channel never has nor will ever in the future be monetized. No business of any kind is possible so please don't contact us about it. The only reason email is provided in 'About' section is for owners of the movies to be able to contact us. Fair use. Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. No copyright infringement intended.