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The Warp Core Calamity: Renaissance Version (Star Trek)

A humorous Elizabethan tavern ballad about a day in Engineering on the Enterprise D With Geordi La Forge and Reg Barclay. Original lyrics by me. Lyrics: Another day on the Enterprise, Blazing through the pitch black skies, A problem in the warping core Mister La Forge can tell you more. Captain, we have a coolant leak, We're venting plasma as we speak, Two minutes till the warp core blows, But fear not, here's what I propose. An inverse tachyon beam you see, Will work ever so wonderfully, To halt the leak quite verily If we first reverse the polarity. Then run it through the deflector dish, Dance a jig and make a wish, And with some luck and derring-do, Our poor old ship will pull right through. The Engineers they got to work a miracle they groomed, But time was ticking rapidly towards their impending doom. The seconds seemed to stretch til the edge of infinity, When hope came from an unlikely place — Lieutenant Reg Barclay He used his brain to fix the drain and now the problem’s gone Then he went off to the holodeck to see what holo-Troi had on. And thus the day was saved and now the Enterprise flies true, But alas — this is a brief reprieve, Next episode is Q.