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👽 Two low-ranking alien inspectors are sent to the "harmless" planet Earth for a routine checkup. What they find is something no Galactic manual could prepare them for: High school gym class. Armed with nothing but bureaucracy and mild anxiety, they face their greatest threat yet—teenagers and dodgeball. 🌍 Earth, the so-called backwater blue rock, might just be the galaxy’s deadliest trap. And worse… humans enjoy it. ✨ Synopsis Fribbs and Nibblestalk, a by-the-book gelatinous customs agent and his nervous furry partner, arrive on Earth for what should be a quick planetary inspection. But when they land near a local high school, they’re dragged into the violent madness of human physical education. From dodgeball assaults to cafeteria standoffs and slippery hallways of doom, their visit spirals into chaos. As they scramble to survive, they begin to realize an unsettling truth: Humans aren’t just dangerous—they’re terrifyingly enthusiastic about it. Can they escape and warn the galaxy before it's too late? 🧬 Characters Featuring in This Story 🫧 Fribbs – A meticulous, blue-gray gelatinous customs officer from the Ergle species. Obsessed with order, allergic to chaos, and armed with 472 volumes of galactic regulations. Just wants a quiet inspection… ends up dodging death-by-dodgeball. 🐭 Nibblestalk – A twitchy, rodent-like alien with a heart of gold and the panic reflex of a squirrel. Loyal partner to Fribbs, excited by Earth’s concept of “sandwiches,” and constantly questioning life choices. 🏋️ Coach Ernest McCrunch – A human PE instructor built like a boulder and programmed to shout motivational threats. The embodiment of Earth's most terrifying force: gym teachers with unlimited energy. 😈 Brad & the Teen Horde – Human adolescents armed with rubber spheres and zero mercy. Aggressive, unrelenting, and disturbingly cheerful in combat. 🧑‍🏫 Principal Pennington – The weary voice of reason who attempts interspecies diplomacy… with mixed results.