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Critical Fail song | DnD inspired Bardcore

Music video for our latest single ' Critical Fail' a D&D inspired fantasy bardcore song that details all the fantastic ways we can mess up when playing DnD ►Follow Us: https://linktr.ee/Oneshotbards TikTok: oneshotbards Instagram: one_shot_bards Facebook:   / oneshotbards   Contact: [email protected] Like, subscribe, and share your thoughts down below! Directed and Edited by OneShotBards Cinematography by: @scoosh.productions Artwork by Taylor Johnston https://x.com/TheSewerGoblin #dnd #bard #comedysong #storytelling #oneshotbards #tavernmusic #bardcore Lyrics: Have you ever swung, But struck no foe? Blade missing it's mark, Leaving you full of woe. Have you ever tried, To open a door? The handle slips, And your face meets the floor. Have you ever mumbled a spell's lore? Words slip away, Leaving you unsure. Have you ever failed, A task so plain? Your dice rolled low, The fates, mock you again. Your sword swings wide you put up a fight you miss your foe entirely, Your spell fizzles out cause your filled with doubt, The magic is dissipating harmlessly, Your arrow slips through your fingers, sweaty and slippy its clattering down on the ground, You lose your footing and stumble and now you're in trouble your head spinning round and round! Your shield it splits now you're in the S### it leaves you momentarily exposed, You point your crossbow backwards, pulled the trigger now you're full of bolts! Your magical focus cracks you cast a fireball up your butt, All you wanted to do was to put up a fight but the dice was not your friend and you rolled a one! CRITICAL FAIL! It's the same old story before me and you rolled nat 1's, your plans undone. You've got all that you need but you plead, because you rolled nat 1's, your plans undone. Now you're stuck up in the weeds while you plead just not to roll another mother f##### nat 1 if you please? It's the same old story before me and you rolled nat 1, your plan's undone. A fumbled chord leaves your lute out of tune, A flashy flourish of dramatic flair that lead to your doom, You reach into your pouch to grab a potion but you spill it, You used to fight dragons and demons you'd just be chillin', But now you can't seem to stop rolling natural ones! Surely there can't be more ways for things to go wrong? The enemies are attacking with their swords, hammers and flails, You pick up your shield and you dust off your cloak and you try to defend guess what? CRITICAL FAIL! It's the same old story before me and you rolled nat 1's, your plans undone. You've got all that you need but you plead, because you rolled nat 1's, your plans undone. Now you're stuck up in the weeds while you plead just not to roll another mother f##### nat 1 if you please? It's the same old story before me and you rolled nat 1, your plan's undone. I play a face melting solo on my lute! You rolled Nat 1 that's a critical fail... F###! But literally what are the chances of this still happening? On repeat no less to me? BOO! You Suck! You break your lute with your unsympathetic playing and and are impaled when it inevitably splits in two It's the same old story before me and you rolled nat 1's, your plan's undone. You've got all that you need but you plead, because you rolled nat 1, your plans undone. Now you're stuck up in the weeds trying to plead just not to roll another mother f##### natural 1, It's the same old story before me and you rolled nat 1's, your plan's are undone.