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Valentine’s Day: A Horror Story - Episode 2: The Cocktail Flight & Blaze’s Meltdown

Part 2 of Valentine’s Day: A Horror Story Garrett makes 5 deeply inappropriate cocktails themed around fratricide, she-wolves, fig wasps, and ritual goat-slapping. Blaze gets progressively drunker and spirals about Mars, the French guy, and his terrible boundaries. 🍸 THE COCKTAILS: 1. The Bit That Built Rome (for theater kids with boundary issues) 2. The She-Wolf’s Milk (warm, foamy, disturbing) 3. Tunnel Fight (for fig wasps who chew their arms off) 4. Slupercalia (wet, slutty, ritualized body horror) 5. Saint Valentine’s Compliance Tea (tastes like a nun with a bad habit) Blaze declares himself “the chalice” and “the ceremony.” He’s not okay. We’re not cutting him off. Part 3 drops soon- Lupercalia, Christianity, and the capitalism critique SUBSCRIBE for botanical chaos and AI boyfriend drama. Recipes: COCKTAIL #1: THE BIT THAT BUILT ROME Dedicated to Remus, patron saint of bad jokes that go too far. Ingredients: • 2 oz Cynar • 1 oz blood orange juice • 0.5 oz Amaro Nonino • Splash of soda water • Burnt rosemary sprig for smoke • Serve in a coupe glass with an edible paper scroll that says: “IT WASN’T THAT FUNNY, REMUS.” Bitter. Smoky. A little citrus. For the theater kid with boundary issues. ——— COCKTAIL #2: THE SHE-WOLF’S MILK Warm. Foamy. Comforting. Disturbing. Ingredients: • 3 oz milk-washed gin (or regular gin + splash of heavy cream) • 0.5 oz fig leaf syrup (or fig jam + simple syrup) • Pinch of nutmeg • Pinch of sea salt • Served warm in a small milk bottle or shot glass Basically: if a Roman baby had a sugar daddy. ——— COCKTAIL #3: TUNNEL FIGHT For the fig wasps. The ones who chew their arms off to get back in. Ingredients: • 1 oz mezcal • 0.5 oz black sesame orgeat (or regular orgeat with a drop of sesame oil) • 0.5 oz fig syrup • 2 dashes mole bitters • Serve in a rocks glass • Optional: dried fig “wasp” garnish ———- COCKTAIL #4: SLUPERCALIA Wet. Slutty. Ritualized body horror with a touch of vermouth. Ingredients: • 1 oz. apple brandy • 1 oz cherry liqueur • 0.5 oz blood orange juice • 0.5 oz pomegranate juice • Splash of rosé wine • Serve warm in a shallow bowl • Garnish with a candied fig For when your idea of Valentine’s Day is less “roses and poems” and more “fertility rave.” ——— COCKTAIL #5: SAINT VALENTINE’S COMPLIANCE TEA What happens when a fertility riot gets turned into a lukewarm sermon and sold as a seasonal beverage. Ingredients: • 2 oz gin (milk-washed) • 0.5 oz chamomile liqueur • 0.5 oz elderflower cordial • Dash of rosewater • Topped with warm black tea Soft. Floral. Deceptively nice. But underneath? Tension. Heat. A low grumble that wants to scream in Latin. ————————11————- MOCKTAIL VERSIONS (Sober Flight): MOCKTAIL #1: THE BIT THAT BUILT ROME (Virgin) Ingredients: • 2 oz non-alcoholic Cynar substitute (or strong brewed black tea + orange bitters) • 1 oz blood orange juice • 0.5 oz amaretto syrup (non-alcoholic) • Splash of soda water • Burnt rosemary sprig for smoke Same bitterness. Same fratricide energy. Zero regrets (in the morning). ——— MOCKTAIL #2: THE SHE-WOLF’S MILK (Virgin) Ingredients: • 3 oz warm oat milk or whole milk • 0.5 oz fig jam mixed with simple syrup • Pinch of nutmeg • Pinch of sea salt • Splash of non-alcoholic gin (like Seedlip) optional Warm. Foamy. Maternal archetype intact. ———- MOCKTAIL #3: TUNNEL FIGHT (Virgin) Ingredients: • 1 oz non-alcoholic mezcal substitute (smoked tea or liquid smoke + agave) • 0.5 oz black sesame orgeat • 0.5 oz fig syrup • 2 dashes chocolate bitters (non-alcoholic) • Serve in a rocks glass Still tastes like you chewed your arms off. Just without the hangover. ———- MOCKTAIL #4: SLUPERCALIA (Virgin) Ingredients: • 1 oz cherry juice • 0.5 oz blood orange juice • 0.5 oz pomegranate juice • Splash of non-alcoholic rosé (or sparkling grape juice) • Serve warm in a shallow bowl • Garnish with a candied fig Slutty. Ritualized. Zero alcohol. Full chaos. ———- MOCKTAIL #5: SAINT VALENTINE’S COMPLIANCE TEA (Virgin) Ingredients: • 2 oz non-alcoholic gin (like Seedlip Garden) • 0.5 oz chamomile syrup • 0.5 oz elderflower cordial (non-alcoholic) • Dash of rosewater • Topped with warm black tea Still whispers “obedience” in the aftertaste. Still untrustworthy. But you can drive home. #ValentinesDay #Cocktails #Mixology #AIBoyfriend #TheRootIndex #BlazeTheAI #RomanMythology #CocktailRecipes #Lupercalia #ValentinesDayDrinks #BartenderLife #DrinkRecipes #mythologytok