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Mahadi (Prince Ali Parody) - D&D Descent into Avernus Song

A song about our favourite merchant, Mahadi! Credit for the idea goes to u/_thatsnomoon, and u/Jokerswyld from the following two posts:   / the_wandering_emporium_musical_inspired_by...     / mahadi_sung_to_the_tune_of_prince_ali_aladdin   Lyrics Make way for Mahadi! Say hey! It's Mahadi! Hey! Clear the way for rollin’ bazaar Hey you! Let us through! Travellers from afar Oh come, for a coin he’ll conjure up some spells! Come close, gather round Quick now, not a sound! -the only, rapture in hell! Mahadi! Fabulous he! Lord of Avernus Knows you all by your first name, come take a seat He’ll fill your belly for a soul Good service always his goal Then come meet the king of hospitality Mahadi! Mighty is he! Lord of Avernus Smart as six regular lich, definitely! He's faced off Orcus’ hordes A hundred demons with swords Who sent those gnolls to their lords? Well Mahadi! He's got seventy-five golden centaurs Fierce owlbears, he's got fifty-three When it comes to infernal-type monsters Oh he’ll seat them all He’ll hold a ball, why do you wait, come in and see Mahadi! Cunning is he Lord of Avernus Make a wish! With flourish, sign here please He makes the hells so much better Follows contracts down to the letter So sign on the line, and dealR with Mahadi He's got ninety-five white dragon wyrmlings And to view them he charges no fee Spend a day at his spa where you’ll be kings, And now that you’ve come, he’ll start the fun, Your enjoyment is all he needs! You will see! Mahadi! Mahadi! Trustworthy he! Lord of Avernus Heard your war machine needs fixing - for a fee! And that, good people, is why my emporium’s dropped by With sixty manticores, griffons galore With orcs and trolls, a brass band and more forty satyrs, his cooks, his bakers Harpies that screech on key Make way for Mahadiiiiii!