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If (Donald Trump song parody)

After my recent more serious protest song, I decided to do something silly, low-brow, and humorous. So here you go. Parody of "If" by David Gates and the group "Bread"    • If   Music from "If" covered by Aiza Seguerra    • If   AI artwork generated using Ideogram and Midjourney, animated using Kling AI. === Lyrics === If a toilet flushed a thousand turds Then why can’t it flush you? The pressure is too low We must turn up the flow If a windmill kills a thousand birds Then how did you survive? That bullet didn’t probe Your fleshy orange ear lobe And when I think we’ve reached the bottom rung We take a step into more dung If a shower doesn’t wet your hair Then why do you blow dry? In Stormy times we know You’ll pay to get a blow If you have to choose between a shark Or death by battery Whichever you decide Will leave us satisfied And then the world and I would all go wild If Donald Trump would simply fade away