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Gluttony pleasures - Hell VI

Welcome to the Food Court from Hell! 🍕🌧️ Dante wakes up from his love-story-induced swoon only to find himself in the ultimate nightmare buffet! 🤢 Enter the third circle where gluttons are served a never-ending course of mud baths and icy rain while being serenaded by Cerberus, Hell's three-headed doggo with serious anger management issues! 🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺 Meet Ciacco (literally "pig" in medieval slang—talk about on-the-nose naming!), Florence's legendary foodie who traded gourmet meals for eternal indigestion! 🐷 But this pig has political tea to spill, predicting the downfall of Dante's political party in Florence with more accuracy than your average medieval weatherman! Marvel as Virgil pacifies hangry Cerberus with... dirt? Apparently in Hell, even monster dogs have lowered their treat standards! 🤦‍♂️ And just when you thought the forecast couldn't get worse, Ciacco drops the ultimate downer: after Judgment Day, everyone's suffering gets an upgrade! Talk about terrible customer service! The real food for thought? Those who gorge themselves on earthly pleasures end up with a spiritual stomachache that lasts forever! Even in the 14th century, moderation was key—medieval portion control coming through with timeless wisdom! #DivineComedy #LifeLessons #EternalDiet