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In a universe governed by logic, protocol, and military precision, one alien reconnaissance mission to Earth spiraled into cosmic absurdity. When Sergeant Glarn Tok-Mehl returns alone—shoeless, armored no more, clutching a yellow rubber duck and reeking of cheese—he refuses to speak of what happened. 💥 No battle. 💬 No answers. 🧀 Just the duck. Now the Galactic Council is unraveling. And Earth? It has no idea it just became a Level-Z Threat to universal sanity. This is not just a sci-fi story. This is an existential spiral powered by barbecue, karaoke, and the horrifying gravitational pull of Southern hospitality. 🧬🪐 If you love HFY, post-ironic sci-fi, chaotic Earth energy, and watching the universe try (and fail) to understand humanity—you're in the right place. 👤 Characters Featuring in This Story: 🔹 Sergeant Glarn Tok-Mehl A battle-hardened alien operative built like a tank and trained in galactic warfare. But no amount of tactical readiness could prepare him for the psychological minefield of a backyard cookout in Alabama. He came back changed—mentally melted, emotionally seasoned, and now deeply bonded with a squeaky bath toy. 🔹 The Duck Small. Yellow. Non-sentient (allegedly). Somehow a symbol, weapon, and emotional support object all at once. It squeaks at exactly the wrong moments—and it knows things. 🔹 Dale Night shift manager at a Waffle House. Wields ancient Earth wisdom and southern aphorisms like a space wizard with a nicotine addiction. Possibly immortal. Definitely unfazed by extraterrestrials. 🔹 Unit Viridian Glarn’s elite recon team. Now scattered across Earth doing karaoke, grilling meat, and entering jalapeño contests. Each one slowly—and willingly—devoured by Earth culture like it’s a casserole at Sunday church. 🔹 The Galactic Council Hyper-intelligent, all-powerful, but utterly unprepared for the concept of deep-fried Oreos or spontaneous dance battles. Now questioning everything.