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Ann Harada & Rob Berliner - "You're the Top" 2012

Music by Cole Porter New lyrics by Robert Berliner Performed by Ann Harada and Rob Berliner with Barb Anselmi at the piano at 54 Below, August 12, 2012 (Rob is nervous. Ann settles him down, through song.) ANN "At words poetic, I'm so pathetic" that I probably should abstain, because the thoughts that run through my brain are hardly sane -- or urbane. But words by Porter are made to order, and though I certainly hate to gloat, I know each lyric, sincere or satiric, to tell you you're "Wunderbar." And, I quote: "You're the top! You're a Ritz hot toddy You're the top You're a Brewster body You're the boats that glide On the sleepy Zuiderzee You're a Nathan panning You're Bishop Manning You're broccoli! You're a priiiiize... (Rob reluctantly interrupts, to offer his own take.) ROB Those words immortal afford a portal To the classics from long ago. And while they're certainly apropos, Some rust may show, even so. Though Cole's repute isn't in dispute, It was Nineteen-thirty-four! So I'll offer an entry for the 21st cent'ry And hope it'll resonate even more. You're the top You're a Marvel hero You're the top You're a cold Coke Zero You're a Stoppard play showing off his way with words You're Heath Ledger's Joker You're Buffett's broker You're Angry Birds! You're refined! You're Armani fashion The behind trailing Kim Kardashian I'm the news from Fox that Jon Stewart mocks non-stop But if baby I'm the bottom, you're the top! ANN: You're the top You're a Hogwarts wizard You're the top You're a DQ Blizzard You're the Comic Con, You're the bands at Bonnaroo You're the New York harbor You're Bieber's barber You're Pikachu! You're a text! You're a Facebook status! You're the next Apple apparatus I'm some pants with pleats you've no gift receipts to swap But if baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top! ROB: You're the choice in the next election, Britney's voice -- after pitch correction! You're a PIXAR gem, you're a snooze on mem'ry foam You're the "Twilight" Saga, You're Lady Gaga You're Google Chrome! You're a champ -- Tyson or Evander You're a vamp by the great John Kander! On the Donald's head I'm that truly dreadful mop ANN: In three feet of snow, I'm an open toe flip-flop ROB: I'm a drunken tweet you can't hit delete to stop! BOTH: But if baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top! (and now... a theatre-themed encore...) You're the top! You're a Sondheim patter You're the top! You're a... pu-pu platter You're the hope we share to let "Adam" marry "Steve" You're the afikoman You're Susan Stroman You're Christmas Eve! You're the queues when Lupone's performin' You're reviews for "The Book of Mormon" I'm fanatic love for "The Phantom of the Op"... But if baby I'm the bottom, You're the Top!