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Global Beast War: My Panda One-Shots a T-Rex

(Global Livestream Format + Adorable vs. Fierce Contrast + Epic Moments + Hilarious Chaos) [Global Livestream · National Beast War · First Era: Age of Dinosaurs] Rules: Survive 8 days → National fortune +10%; Die → National fortune drops to zero, disasters strike nationwide! Opening 3 minutes— A certain nation’s lion was torn apart by a pack of Velociraptors, triggering a nationwide stock market crash! A certain nation’s bald eagle had just taken off when it was smacked into a swamp by a Pterosaur, plunging the entire country into mourning! But the audience from Xia Kingdom was utterly stunned: “Why is our national beast—that giant panda named ‘Mang Zai’—chasing a T-Rex?!” — 💥 Day 1: Mang Zai slapped a Deinonychus aside and casually dug up three nests of dinosaur eggs—“Not bad protein.” 💥 Day 3: Enemy nations ganging up? It uprooted a giant tree to use as a spiked club, roaring with earth-shaking fury— “Anyone touches my bamboo shoots, I exterminate their species!” 💥 Day 7: The final boss T-Rex appeared, and the whole world held its breath. Then Mang Zai executed a slide-tackle straight into the dinosaur’s mouth and exploded it from the inside— “Dragon heart with bamboo—perfect combo!” Real-time National Fortune Rankings: 🥇 Xia Kingdom: +85% (net gain from plundering 12 nations’ fortunes) 🥈 America: +5% (surviving on a vulture’s luck) 🥉 Some Small Nation: -100% (national beast got stomped on during the opening) Global netizens erupted: [OMG! Is Xia’s panda cheating?!] [Report them! It’s supposed to be herbivorous—how does it have 8,000-ton punching power?!] [Stop arguing, it’s literally eating a dinosaur leg on live stream… and it just sprinkled chili powder on it…] Meanwhile, Xia’s high officials sipped tea calmly: “Why panic? It was just hungry.” — After this battle, the world finally understood: Xia Kingdom’s national beast was never just a cute mascot— It’s a walking national fortune harvester! PS：The creation of videos is the fruit of heart and passion, and your support serves as my driving force. If my channel brings you value and joy, please click subscribe and join me in exploring an abundance of exciting content together!