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Hysterical Maid of Honor Parody Song Speech

My "speech" at my sisters wedding! Congrats to Taylor and Alex! LYRICS: Let me tell you a tale Of my sister named Taylor What a princess, who would always be right by my side She didn't date many guys No one lived up to her standards But when Bob is your father, you don't tend to compromise But then came Match! A new fantastic profile Of a guy named Alex That my mom catfished And they went on a first date To an Irish Pub! And this time something felt brand new Oh wow she likes this guy! They'll give it a try And now she's in this whole new thing with him.... Now they're going strong Moved in, and still get along They start adopting dogs they find anywhere Yahtzee and playing bags Now they sell weed for my dad But hey its medicine, who are we to care There's something that needs to be said Alex farted on my head I only wish that I knew that night it'd go on and on and on and on Strangers no more Alex is now part of the family His soft side, watches musical all night Taylor....Alex A strange match made in heaven Drinking the beer Nati Light Tell me something Zick Are you happy on this cold dry land? Or do you need more? Is there water that you're searching for He's sailing But on the sea, he feels alone Longing for love But on the surface, he wishes he dove Tell me something Tay Aren't you tired staying in the bay? Or do you need more? Ain't it hard keeping' it on the shore? She's diving In all the good times, she finds herself descending, with him And soon they both love PADI and say We sure love scuba, breath through a tube-a We're both dive certified Be my dive captain Lets make love happen I'll marry you at high tide In the shallow, shaaaaloww In the shallow sha low low lowwwws In the shallow, shaaaalows They'll marry at high tide now Ahhh ahhhhhhhh ahhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhhh Soon they'll be married you know they're story They'll say their wedding vows Have a big service, with friends and family They're nearly Kozicki's now In the boathouse, boathouse In the boathouse boat house house house In the boathouse boathouse They're nearly Kozicki's now I hopped off the plane at OKC With my dress and a bear costume Welcome to the wedding of my sis (woah) Hey did you see that groom? Walked down the aisle, here we are for the first time Look to my right, and I see the groomsmens line This is all so crazy My little sisters getting married My speech is coming and I'm suffering from stage fright Too much pressure and I'm nervous Thats when they bears came on the stagey-o And now my song is done, and now my song is done And now my song - it's done! So you put your hands up and dance to this song and party with Al and Tay Downing your drinks like yeah Dancing to songs like yeah You put your hands up I'm ending this song They'll never forget this day (yeahhhh) It's the wedding of Al and Tay (yeahhhhh) It's the wedding of Al and Tay