DOC ft. Harvard Medical School & HSDM (a parody of WAP) скачать в хорошем качестве

DOC ft. Harvard Medical School & HSDM (a parody of WAP)

Directed, filmed, and edited by: Felicita Kuperwasser & Sal Daddario Disclaimer: All filming followed MA COVID restrictions and guidelines. All students appearing in the video were vaccinated prior to the time of filming. Students who appear in an indoor scene together without masks are members of the same household and were filmed inside their homes. Lyrics: There’s some docs in this house There’s some docs in this house There’s some docs in this house There’s some docs in this house I said certified geek Zoom 7 days a week Study so hard Make that circadian rhythm weak (Ah) Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah you’re messing with an online MD Got an iPad and green screen for this online MD Giving everything we got for this online MD Gotta prep Gotta charge Videos long and extra hard Put anatomy right in your face Swipe through slides like a credit card Hop on slack I wanna rant Camera off Don’t say I can’t Gum in my mouth Bags ‘neath my eyes Not ready yet Don’t wanna scribe Immuno question Got me surprised What even is The complement, guys? I want you to park those MAC proteins, right on this little cell wall Not precise But makes it lyse Inflamed tissues Might need ice I don’t Anki, I don’t cheat but lemme tell you how I got this heat Roxbury, Mission Hill, Coolidge Corner, Vanderbilt (yeah) Quick, move to Boston, gotta learn some patient skills Can’t take BPs, presentations give me chills But gonna practice anyways gotta cure some ills Palpate, Rotate that Hip Ask for any pain while you inspect that DIP You ain’t gotta memorize every li'l thang Just check head to toe and it’ll be okay Now get your scope and your coat (ah, ah, ah) For this Harvard MD Bought a Patagonia just to flex I’ll be a Harvard MD (click, click, click) But caring for patients means much more Than the Harvard MD Now watch us change things up With these Harvard MDs Look, I need the heart thicker, be a bigger stroker I need a beta-agonist, not a beta-blocker That’s a hypertrophy that’s left ventricular Got the heart compliance of a fast jogger Hyperglycemic, says he’s lightheaded A1C, elevated when I check it Ask how he’s feeling, don’t wanna discredit Differential: think he’s diabetic Open up wide, it’s dental time Don’t be afraid, you’re not gonna choke Just want to inspect that li'l dangly thing That swing in the back of your throat No palate deviation, let’s check salivation It’s going in dry and it’s coming out soggy Floss on those gums like Tooth Fairy behind me I brush on those teeth and now they so shiny Hey doctor, I’m a new kid, penlight, tool kit Lookin’ at my notes, but my knowledge ain’t fleeting Spaced repetition gives me something to believe in Passed all my tests but I just skim the reading In the food chain, we’re the ones that eat ya Harvard Med ain’t no bottom feeder MD stands for my demeanor Ask permission before I ever greet ya Does it radiate, does it come with strain? Scale 1 to 10, can you rate the pain? When I knock the door, you ask “who is it?” You can check my coat, it’ll spell my name (Ah) Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you’re messing with some Harvard MDs Found my best friends for life from this Harvard MD Giving everything we got for this Harvard MD Now from the top, make it drop Come get your Harvard MD You got your offer, now say, "Yes!" to this Harvard MD We’re talking DOC, DOC, DOC That’s a Harvard MD You deserve the spot you got Future Harvard MD There’s some docs in this house There’s some docs in this house Lyrics Credits: Meghana Vagwala, Susan Gonzalez, Felicita Kuperwasser, Tarika Srinivasan, Hailey Winstead, Ethiopia Getachew #harvard #HMS #HSDM #parody #wap #cardib