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U of T Law Follies - Called to the Bar Mix 2012

LYRICS: There's a 3L in my bed Legal writing on my head Crim notes all over the room Contracts lecture in a few Lost my laptop at the bar Classmates passed out in the yard I threw up on Bora's head My professor thinks I'm dead My December marks Posted up online I flunked Oh well I'm filled with regret Now it's time to get, so drunk Damn Last Thursday night Yeah, law students drink a lot Cuz of all that work we've got So much case law I forgot Last Thursday night I got drunk and punched some guy His skull crumbled and he died Smithers says I caused the crime Last Thursday night I committed an offence Thought Daviault was a defence But Parliament had it dispensed Last Thursday night Lawyers famous for their wealth Maybe not their mental health Whoa-oh-oah This Thursday night Do it all again Next Thursday night Do it all again ---- GPA 4.0 Could have been a doctor Or an architect I chose law instead I've got no moral compass I just want cash But with hire rates falling No firms are calling Sent my resume And you tossed it in the trash You tossed it in the trash, you did Despite my clinic work I swear I'm still a jerk Cause what you don't understand Is... I'd sue a war amputee for ya Deport a blind refugee for ya Bankrupt an AIDS charity for ya You know I'd charge a high fee for ya I'd claim his cancer is just a cough Defend rapists and get them off Yes I would lie for you, Davies And I would get you costs ----- I'm just a law student, hundred grand in debt I'll take any job on Bay Street that I can get Today is my On Campus Interview I read about your firm, I know that I'd fit in With which prepared anecdote should I begin? Today is my On Campus Interview He said sit right down where you belong In this curtained off room with your best suit on Tell me the answers you rehearsed last night 'Do you have any questions for us at this time?' Something, something about your firm So much 'bout litigation that I'd really like to learn, The whole process is artificial, and something we both despise It's that time of year, this is OCIs OCI's Yeah OCI's It's OCI's Yeah OCI's Yeah OCI's Yeah OCI's I'm just a law student, hundred grand in debt I'll take any job on Bay Street that I can get Today is my On Campus Interview VOCAL TALENT: Katy Perry - Emma Constante (3L) Bruno Mars - Charlie Hatt (3L) Lady Gaga - Emilie Lahaie (1L) WRITTEN AND PRODUCED BY: Patrick Hartford (2L) Heather Burnett (3L) ALSO WRITTEN BY: Emilie Lahaie (1L) Dob Feldman (1L)