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FETCH ME THE MONEY(1975/SOUL&DISCO)

In 1975, the disco scene was flooded with glitter, bell bottoms, and afros so big they could block the stage lights. But no one—and I mean no one—could outshine Rufus “Money Fetcher” Fontaine, the smoothest, sweatiest, sexiest black male discofunk singer the world had ever seen. Rufus didn’t just sing, he demanded. His hit single, “Fetch Me a Bag of Money”, wasn’t just a song, it was a lifestyle. Legend says he wrote it after a bad gig when he realized the crowd threw roses at other singers… but at him? They tossed dollar bills. So naturally, Rufus turned that into a career philosophy: no applause unless the bag was secured. --- Stage Persona On stage, Rufus wore silk shirts so open you could see chest hair from the balcony. He had chains so long, the disco ball looked jealous. And his dance moves? He had one called “The Withdrawal Slip”—a pelvic thrust so powerful, women would faint like he was a human ATM spitting out pure funk. Every show ended the same way: Rufus shouting, “Ladies… FETCH ME THAT BAG!” and hundreds of screaming women would sprint to the stage like it was Black Friday at Macy’s. Some brought purses, some brought grocery bags, one woman even dragged in a full suitcase of pennies. Security had to create a “money collection department” just to haul his nightly tips. --- Reputation Off stage, Rufus was chaos in bell bottoms. Rumor has it he once walked into a bank wearing roller skates, pointed at the teller, and sang, 🎶 “Fetch me a bag of money, baby… or I’m takin’ this groove to Wells Fargo!” 🎶 The teller fainted. He still got the bag. Women adored him, men wanted to be him, and accountants hated him—because he’d show up at tax season with shoeboxes full of wrinkled bills and say, “Put the funk on file, baby.” --- Legacy By the end of 1975, “Fetch Me a Bag of Money” went triple platinum. Not because of radio play, but because Rufus personally sold copies at his shows, each one with a lipstick stain, a chest hair, and a faint whiff of cologne labeled “Eau de Direct Deposit.” Even today, old-school disco heads swear they can still hear Rufus screaming from the heavens: “Don’t clap… unless you brought the bag!” 🤑💃🏾 #70smusic #soulmusic #blues #music #ai #aicover #motown #disco #rnb