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Trump Traded a Tote Bag for a Nobel Peace Prize? (The Musical) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🎶 Lyrics: The Oval Office was buzzing, the cameras were aligned, For a meeting of the minds, of a very specific kind. María Corina walked in, with a heavy golden box, And Donny’s eyes lit up like he just soared past all the stocks. She said, "Mr. President, for your help with my land, I have a shiny trinket I think you’ll understand." She opened up the velvet, the medal gleamed so bright, And Donny grabbed that sucker with a grip of pure delight! Oh, I got the medal! I got the gold! The greatest story that’s never been told! Obama had one, and Carter did too, But mine is Venezuelan, fresh and new! It’s second-hand glory, it’s slightly used, But look at my face, am I amused? You can keep your certificates, your fancy degree, 'Cause the shiny gold coin belongs to me! (Yeah, it belongs to me!) Now the folks in Norway, they started to sweat, They said, " excuse us, sir, that’s not how you get… that." They sent out a letter, all proper and stiff, "You can't just transfer a prize like a Christmas gift!" "It’s tied to the winner!" the Committee cried out, But Donny just polished it and gave a little pout. He put it in a frame, right next to his Diet Coke, And said, "Rules are for losers, and that’s not a joke!" He gave her a swag bag, a MAGA hat in red, "Here’s a fair trade," is what he likely said. "You keep the struggle, the fighting, the pain, I’ll keep the trophy and I’ll take the fame!" Jimmy and Jimmy are laughing on air, About a participation trophy for the billionaire. It’s the ultimate grift, it’s the art of the deal, Who cares if the honor isn’t technically real? Cause I got the medal! I got the gold! The fake news media can’t be consoled! They say "You didn’t win it," they say "It’s a loan," But I’m already posing on my golden throne! It’s shiny, it’s heavy, it has Alfred’s face, I’m winning the peace prize regifting race! So call up the committee, tell 'em I’m fine, The medal is Venezuelan... but the shelf is mine! "It’s beautiful, really. Maybe the best medal. People are saying it looks better on me. Much better than on... whoever won it. We love the Venezuelans. They have great medals. I might melt it down. Make a cufflink. Just one massive cufflink. Perfect." CHA-CHING! 🔊 License: This song is free to use on YouTube and social media but you must include the following credits in your video's description (Copy & Paste): The Art of the Swap (Gold for a Swag Bag) BY Universal Open Music Trump Nobel Peace Prize medal Venezuela Nobel Prize regift Trump swag bag exchange Nobel Committee statement Trump Trump Venezuelan opposition leader meeting Trump tote bag meme Gold medal for swag bag Art of the Deal satire Trump Broadway musical Nobel Prize unboxing Delcy Rodriguez Trump Oslo vs Trump #TrumpNobel #MariaCorinaMachado #SwagBagDiplomacy #NobelPeacePrize #Trump2026 #VenezuelaLibre #PoliticalSatire #MusicalComedy #BroadwayParody #TheArtOfTheSwap ⛔ Warning: Registering this song on platforms such as Spotify, iTunes, or any copyright detection system is considered theft and false attribution of authorship. This is strictly prohibited and may lead to immediate legal action. ✅ You may use it in your content if you credit the artist appropriately. ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This song is just made for entertainment purpose do not take seriously.