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"Mount Rushmore Hides A Monster Containment Site... There Are Strange Rules To Follow" Creepypasta

🛠️ “I Fix Monster Rigs Under Mount Rushmore – With Strange Rules” 👹 I thought I landed an easy, high-paying night job as a mechanic. Turns out, I was hired to maintain the U.S. government’s underground monster transport garage hidden beneath Mount Rushmore. They didn’t mention the things in the cages, the tunnels that lead too deep, or the fact that one of the trucks sings jazz at night. Now I’m stuck on the night shift, fixing rigs used to transport creatures that shouldn’t exist, alongside my nervous coworker Benny, who’s two panic attacks away from fleeing into the woods. Our only lifeline? A set of bizarre, terrifying rules we must follow to survive the shift. This is a comedy-meets-horror Creepypasta packed with: Government secrets Paranormal machines Shadowy monsters Strange rules you do not want to break And enough laughs to make you scream and snort 🎧 Perfect for fans of: Rules-based horror Stories like The Backrooms, SCP Foundation, and Mandela Catalogue Creepy government conspiracy tales Adult humor in horrifying places Rick and Morty-style missions with a horror twist ⚠️ Trigger Warning: Contains adult language, monster violence, existential dread, and frequent mentions of peanut butter as a security risk. 💀 Subscribe for more creepy-hilarious nightmare fuel every week. 🧪 Drop a comment if you’ve ever had a mechanic job with jazz-based haunting. Join: Sinister Elite Membership Program    / @sinisterstories001   #creepypasta #horrorstory #ruleshorror #funnyhorrorstories #comedyhorror #creepystorytime #horrornarration #scarystories #strangerules #monsterstory #paranormal #humor #darkcomedy #UndergroundFacility #MountRushmoreSecrets #governmentsecrets #MidnightShift #BackroomsVibes #SCPFiction #WeirdWorkplace #HorrorWithHumor