GMErican Pie/American Stonk (American Pie Parody for GME/Gamestop) скачать в хорошем качестве

GMErican Pie/American Stonk (American Pie Parody for GME/Gamestop)

Credit goes to u/mmp12345 for giving me the idea for this song and writing the first few lines ("a long, long time ago...all the while"). If you're addicted to r/Superstonk like me, you'll hopefully get all the references. If not...well, there are a few obscure ones. Lyrics: A long, long time ago I can still remember how the market Used to make me smile But then I took a second glance Without a master’s in finance And saw that it was rigged all the while January made me shiver With every failure to deliver Bad news for the hedge funds I thought that we’d finally won I can't remember if I cried When I read $483 was the high Something told me deep inside To hold, the stock will rise. So, bye-bye, hedge funds caught in your lies Borrowed more shares of the float but the float should be dry And them good ol' apes were holdin’ GME tight Singin', "This'll be the day it’ll rise This'll be the day it’ll rise" Did you write some DD on stocks? And do you have faith in Superstonk? If Reddit tells you so. Now, do you believe in the free market? Can holding shares really corrupt it? And can you teach me how to buy the dip real low? Well, you knew you were in love with him 'Cause you saw DFV go all in We all said YOLO too Spend our paychecks on tickets to the moon I was a lonely 9 to 5 employee With a lunch break devoted to GME And I knew I’d make a lot of money Without slaving away until I died I started singin', bye-bye, hedge funds caught in your lies Borrowed more shares of the float but the float should be dry And them good ol' apes were holdin’ GME tight Singin', "This'll be the day it’ll rise This'll be the day it’ll rise" Now, for many years we've been on our own And stocks trade illegally under my nose But that's not how it’s going to stay When redditors expose the facts Hedge funds borrowed shares with no intent to pay them back In hopes the stock would be worthless at the end of the day Oh, and while Kenny was looking down Reddit bought the dip this round So Citadel had to work late Devising the next plan for their escape And while I read a book on naked shorts I wondered if Kenny would be taken to court And if this short attack was his last resort The next day the stock will rise We were singin', bye-bye, hedge funds caught in your lies Borrowed more shares of the float but the float should be dry And them good ol' apes were holdin’ GME tight Singin', "This'll be the day it’ll rise This'll be the day it’ll rise" Fake squeezin’ was in season The stock flew off then fell without reason Over 4 hundred points high and falling fast It landed around $40 at that crash The hedge funds tried to push it past With the SEC on the sidelines in a cast Now, at the congressional hearing stuck on repeat Was Gensler’s excuse it was only his 3rd week Around the facts he danced Oh, we thought we never stood a chance 'Cause the SEC tried to take the field The individual investors refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed The day the market lied? So, bye-bye, hedgefunds caught in your lies Borrowed more shares of the float but the float should be dry And them good ol' apes were holdin’ GME tight Singin', "This'll be the day it’ll rise This'll be the day it’ll rise" Oh, and there we were all in one place A subreddit heading to space Prepared to have to migrate again So, come on, Ken be nimble, Ken be quick Kenny G created a red candlestick 'Cause shorting is Citadel’s only friend Oh, and as I watched him on the stage His hand was clenched on his wrist in rage Trying to control himself Just cause apes refused to sell And as banks were lit throughout the night To shred papers to make it out alive I saw a strange man pacing back and forth in fright Afraid the stock would rise We were singin', bye-bye, hedgefunds caught in your lies Borrowed more shares of the float but the float should be dry And them good ol' apes were holdin’ GME tight Singin', "This'll be the day it’ll rise This'll be the day it’ll rise" I met a man who spoke the truth And I asked him for some happy news So he just said he likes the stock. I went down to the sacred store Where I'd preordered games years before And the employee asked is there a game you'd like to play? And in the streets the media screamed Citadel cried, and the gamers dreamed But not a word was spoken The stock ticker was broken And the two men I admire most Ryan Cohen and Roaring Kitty tweeting secret notes That the Mother of all Short Squeezes is surely close. Soon, the stock will rise. And they were singin', bye-bye, hedgefunds caught in your lies Borrowed more shares of the float but the float should be dry And them good ol' apes were holdin’ GME tight Singin', "This'll be the day it’ll rise This'll be the day it’ll rise" They were singin', bye-bye, hedgefunds caught in your lies Borrowed more shares of the float but the float should be dry And them good ol' apes were holdin’ GME tight Singin', "This'll be the day it’ll rise"