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Sylvia Travers - I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major Admiral (Music Video)

From the TNG Episode: Disaster "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" was a satirical song from the operetta The Pirates of Penzance by Gilbert and Sullivan. Lyrics: I am the very model of a modern Major Admiral I've information vegetable, Tellarite, and mineral I know the monks of Vulcan, and I quote the fights historical From Andoria to Cronos too, in order categorical I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news (Lot o' news, I've got it) With many boring facts about the square of the hypotenuse With many boring facts about the square of the hypotenuse With many boring facts about the square of the hypotenuse With many boring facts about the square of the hypotenuse I'm very good at integral and differential calculus I know the scientific names of beings animalculous In short, in matters vegetable, Tellarite, and mineral I am the very model of a modern Major Admiral In short, in matters vegetable, Tellarite, and mineral She is the very model of a modern Major Admiral I know our mythic history, from Kahless to Surak I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous I can tell undoubted Cartwright from Jim Kirk and Scotty I know the croaking chorus from the frogs of Aristophanes Then I can hum a fugue, of which I've heard the music's din afore (Din afore, I've got it) And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform In short, in matters vegetable, Tellarite, and mineral I am the very model of a modern Major Admiral In short, in matters vegetable, Tellarite, and mineral She is the very model of a modern Major Admiral In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin" When I can tell at sight a Phaser rifle from a javelin When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat" When I have learned what progress has been made in modern gunnery When I know more of tactics than a Klingon in a nunnery In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy (Ooh, I say, strategy, strategy, that's a hard one, isn't it? I've got it!) You'll say a better Major Admiral has never sat a gee You'll say a better Major Admiral has never sat a gee You'll say a better Major Admiral has never sat a gee You'll say a better Major Admiral has never sat a gee For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century But still, in matters vegetable, Tellarite, and mineral I am the very model of a modern Major Admiral But still, in matters vegetable, Tellarite, and mineral She is the very model of a modern Major Admiral! #music #coversong #musicvideo #startrek #fanfilm