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Darby’s End-Time Travel Plan | Hilarious Satirical Folk Song About the Failed Rapture

Darby’s End-Time Travel Plan | Hilarious Satirical Folk Song About the Failed Rapture and 200 Years of Failed Doomsday Predictions Hop aboard Rapture Air — where your seat is assigned by faith, your bags are full of prophecy charts, and your flight has been delayed since 1830! ✈️ “Darby’s End-Time Travel Plan” is a toe-tapping, folk-gospel satire that pokes fun at the 19th-century theologian John Nelson Darby and his infamous dispensational timeline — the one that gave us the modern rapture doctrine, end-times charts, and a heavenly itinerary that never quite took off. With witty lyrics, vintage travel poster visuals, and a tongue-in-cheek take on theological literalism, this original song highlights the quirks of prophecy culture, Christian Zionism, and dual covenant ideas — all wrapped in toe-tapping acoustic charm. Whether you’re a recovering chart-carrying believer or just love a smart musical spoof, this one’s for you. 🎶 “Boardin’ soon… just not today.” 👉 Subscribe for more original satirical songs exploring faith, history, spiritual mishaps, and the divine comedy of human belief. 👉 Don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe for more satirical songs, history-inspired musical mischief, and metaphysical musical theater! 💛 If this song resonates with you, please give it a thumbs up, leave a comment sharing your journey, and subscribe for more original songs about healing, hope, and heart. Your support means the world! Hit that subscribe button and ring the bell 🔔 so you never miss another end-of-the-world musical moment! New satirical songs and whimsical storytelling are always on the way — and not even the rapture can stop them. 😄 👉 Subscribe here for weekly uploads:    / @quantumharmonies-t2z   🔔 Don’t forget to hit the bell for new weekly uploads. Quantum Harmonies Merch: https://quantumharmonies.printful.me/ #DarbysEndTimeTravelPlan, #RaptureSatire, #FunnyFolkSong, #Dispensationalism, #TheologyParody, #ChristianComedy, #RaptureDelay, #SatiricalSong, AI Generated music, by Quantum Harmonies, where technology meets creativity Lyrics Darby's End Time Trave Plan Well I packed my bags in 1830, Wore my Sunday best and shoes real sturdy. They said the skies would open wide— The righteous gone for a holy ride. Darby’s End-Time Travel Plan, Flyin’ high to the Promised Land. Round-trip faith with a one-way cloud, Been delayed so long, they won’t say out loud. Boardin’ soon... just not today, Rapture Air’s still taxiin’ away! He drew the charts and sold the maps, With seven stops and judgment gaps. One plan for Israel, one for me, A cosmic tour in dispensin’ degrees. Darby’s End-Time Travel Plan, Split the church like a marching band. Twelve tribes down with boots on sand, Saints go floatin’ hand in hand. Pack your harp and Bible too— Your flight's been rebooked since ‘42! [Bridge – Spoken, over fingerpicked chords] “Attention passengers on Flight 7: The rapture has been rescheduled due to unforeseen grace. Please remain seated in holiness and await further instructions…” Some folks went grave-soakin’ just in case, Others bought land in a desert place. We sang our hymns and clutched our charts, But heaven’s gate don’t take spare parts. Darby’s End-Time Travel Plan, Got angel wings in your carry-on bag. Your seat’s assigned by chosen fate— If you miss this one, just sit and wait. He built that jet on sacred text… But two centuries later, we’re still perplexed. 🎵 Now I don’t know when that plane will fly, But I’ve stopped starin’ at the sky. I found some grace here on the ground— Turns out truth don’t need to leave town. Darby’s End-Time Travel Plan, Might’ve just been sleight-of-hand. The gates are wide, the path is near— Not in the clouds, but waiting here. So bless the flight that never flew… And let love land right here with you. Edit Displayed Lyrics