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CAMPY CLASSROOM CLASSICS Volume 1

Growing up is tough. You need all the help you can get. Which is why you need each and every one of the following Classroom Classics... THE TOY TELEPHONE TRUCK (color): Fans of old toys won’t want to miss this gorgeous ode to toy telephone trucks. In eye-popping color, we see the toy being made, inspected, then shipped to the toy store (covering all points in-between). KIDDIELAND (1940, color): Kiddieland is like a David Lynch version of Disneyland, only smaller. Two young children are escorted around by a dodgy-looking old geezer with a hat and snake-skin boots. They ride boats, a mini-railroad, and horses too! At times reminiscent of someone’s home movies, at least this film’s narrator doesn’t badger us with unimportant details. " THE STORY OF BEEF (color): An atomic wife shops for canned beef as religious music plays on the soundtrack, the animated history of beef flashes before our eyes, and chicken bodies soon float through the air. Do educational films get any better than this? Definitely one to take a party to the next level. PAPER AND I: A dark and twisted opus about a talking bag. A talking bag that wants to teach Billy the history of papermaking. From Columbus’ discovery of North America (not true) to the invention of the printing press and beyond, this film covers all the bases until Billy finally takes his paper bag to school and eats his lunch. Warning: It is quite probable that this film could cause severe psychological trauma if viewed in its entirety. WAYS TO GOOD HABITS: In the Coronet universe of 1950s fantasia, habits are built or broken at the drop of a hat. Do you have a bad habit? Well just break it, and build a new one in its place! Habits such as hat-wearing, batting styles, and gossip come under fire. OVER NIGHT: This film chronicles camp counselor training for 11-year-old girls. The narrator sounds like he’s clearly trying to subvert his dialogue in a cheeky fashion: "When I was a boy, I used to go into the woods with a sack of potatoes and eat roasted potatoes. If my son did that today, he would probably be called a juvenile delinquent!" AM I TRUSTY WORTHY?: Little James doesn’t understand why he wasn’t elected treasurer. He asks his father, "What’s all this trust-worthy business about, anyway?" His father responds with some tried, tested, and true Coronet ideology. RIDDLE OF THE FRIENDLY STRANGER: Outrageous camp collides with horrific reality in this Stranger scare film in which the usual vignettes are presented alongside commentary from a deranged puppet. That’s right, a puppet. And it’s tough to decide whether the puppet or the strangers are more terrifying. Undoubtedly this film would have mentally scarred any unfortunate young one whose eyes were forced to look upon it.