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A Truly Honest Vanlife Advertisement | Vanlife Reality Check

Honest Vanlife Advertisement Like, Share and Subscribe if you enjoyed & hit that bell for me too 🔔! I've toured North America out of a Mazda 3, spent 2 years exploring the United Kingdom out of a broken down Citroen Berlingo, and lived out of a Volkswagen Transporter in Australia during lockdown 2020. This week I put together the first ever Vanlife infomercial I'm calling "An Honest Advertisement for Vanlife. Every Wednesday, I release a video update in the life of this comedy cowboy, so you can get a glimpse into what people are calling 'living the dream.' Laced with an original score by Andrew Watson, grab a front seat beside this pavement pounding comic that never leaves the road. Join my Patreon:   / mattwatsoncomedy   Follow my adventures right here: https://www.mattwatsoncomedy.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9uQ... Insta:   / mattwatsonc.  . Twitter:   / mattwatsoncomic   A Truly Honest Van life Advertisement | Van Life Informercial | Funny Van Life Comedy Sketches What’s up guys this is Matt Watson with Vanlife, The lifestyle that lets you roll away from your problems, driving you straight into a whole bunch new ones. (Get out of bed and smack head) Tell me this… Have you ever wanted one of those super cool beds with adjustable support that responds to your movements and automatically fine tunes the firmness on each side of the mattress?! Yeah? Me too! But you can’t get that here. Cuz this is Vanlife! Say goodbye to your rooted home and move into a rolling one that’s much less comfortable, convenient and legal. That’s right, the lifestyle that was a joke in the 90s, is now one that you probably can’t even afford. (Chris Farley) Vanlife means inhabiting a space that’s been historically used for kidnappings, (pulling into parking spot and shot of Bear in window) and to this day it’s still the quickest way to make an entire neighbourhood uncomfortable… guaranteed. (shot through class of Sarah scared and point to camera for guaranteed) All you need to do is convert a dingy vehicle into a fully functional home by harnessing a set of skills you’ve never had. (Hammer on thumb) Once stuck… check out the many conflicting how to videos online for maximum confusion. (cut to fire electrical, saw and fairy light guy) Not enough blind confidence for this DIY project, that’s ok! A furnished Mercedes Sprinter only costs the score of a high profile bank heist, assuming you double cross the crew you worked with for their shares. (3 guys bags of money and turning on em) Vanlife is already living like a felon on the run, so why not be one ya dink!? But that’s not all! Every vanlifer who joins gets their very own youtube channel complete with the cringy call to action tagline “smash that like button”. Join the movement in the next 30 seconds and I’ll personally send you pictures of sexy-ish woman that you can add to your thumbnails guaranteeing to drive traffic to your channel for all the wrong reasons. (Tinder van dates) Still not convinced? Check out all these vanlife shots that will give you completely reasonable expectations. (beaches, and some unrealistic bull crap through bed frame) Man you’ve got a crap life compared to this! (Voiceover) Not a fan of cold showers!? No worries, it’ll be rare you get to bathe at all. Worried about travelling alone? (Helpless face and nob whilst holding pillow, but now in van) Wait until a stranger with questionable intensions pounds on your bedroom wall in middle of the night. Do you like standing? Hope not, cause in here, you can’t. So if your bucket list includes bathing with baby wipes, peeing in a Gatorade bottle and alienating everybody you know, move into a van… And check them all off while using the bucket as a toilet! Vanlife! The only way of living that gives off the impression that you’re a raging pedophile. (jump shot through van doing heel touch) Here’s how to join: Become a producer by joining my patreon page linked in the description below giving you access to a ton of bonus content. Not quite ready to commit? Get a lifetime supply of laughs absolutely free by clicking the subscribe icon here. Spread the love by sending this video to a friend, and don’t you dare forget to bump, set, smash that like button. Now here’s those sexy-ish woman again whilst you pick something else to watch! #vanlife #honesttrailer #vanlord vanlife advertisement,vanlife informerical,van life advertisement,van life infomercial,honest vanlife trailer,honest van life trailer,honest van life ad,real vanlife ad,real van life ad,real van life trailer,real vanlife trailer,van life commercial,vanlife commercial,vanlife ad,van life ad,stand up comedian in a van,comedy sketch in a van,funny van life comedy sketches,van life comedy sketches,comedy sketches in a van,honest van life commercial