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🎄 JINGLE HELL (NO EXIT MIX)

Seasonal Malice is a recurring condition. Track 05 from the EP “Christmas” © 2026 Mediocre Intentions. All rights reserved. Lyrics: “Attention workers: The holiday morale quota has not been met. Failure to smile is a terminable offense.” Elves on strike, but the picket line broke, Now the North Pole runs on caffeine and smoke. Candy cane shivs in the union hall, Management bleeds red-green on the wall. Reindeer twitching with anima-tromic rage, Their eyes roll back like a Christmas plague. Tinsel tangled in an endless knot Welcome to the workshop time forgot. Cookies spiked with panic attacks, Santa’s beard’s full of overdue tax. He screams orders like a call-center boss: “TAKE ANOTHER CALL OR I’M MAKING YOU FROST.” Stockings filled with corporate dread, Visions of burnout dance in my head. I tried to quit but the contract’s tight I’m stuck in Christmas overnight. WELCOME TO JINGLE HELL — THERE’S NO EXIT! Smile wide or they’ll mark you defective! Every gift we make is a curse in a box, Tape it shut tight don’t think, just clock! JINGLE HELL — DON’T YOU DARE RESIST! Santa’s checking off an infinite list! If you fail your quota, you’ll freeze where you stand This is holiday cheer by command! Elf #9 had a mental break, Snapped a broomstick clean in a candy-cane quake. Rudolph’s nose flickers with a four-oh-four, He glitches through walls, phase-shifts through the floor. Mrs. Claus runs HR now, Smiles like a guillotine under the bough. Holiday spirit? Nah, that’s dead They replaced it with caffeine and unpaid dread. A sleigh full of metrics, charts in blood, Morale reports stained by a peppermint flood. Santa’s headset tangled around his neck— “It’s peak season, kids, show some respect!” Grab your tools. Hide the fear. They can smell it… every… year. BONUS DENIED! OVERTIME SKYROCKET! THE NICE LIST IS A LIE AND WE ALL KNOW IT! …back to work. They’re watching. BREAK THE BELLS! BREAK THE BELLS! CHAINS OF CHEER AND CAPITAL SPELLS! GLITCH THE GIFT! R.I.P. THE BOW NO EXIT SIGN IN CHRISTMAS SNOW! ELDRITCH ELVES IN A SWEATSHOP SWARM ALL HAIL THE HOLIDAY HELL REBORN! SLEIGH RIDE STRAIGHT INTO THE VOID MERRY CHRISTMAS GET DESTROYED! WELCOME TO JINGLE HELL — THERE’S NO EXIT! Smile wide or they’ll mark you defective! Every gift we make is a curse in a box, Tape it shut tight don’t think, just clock! JINGLE HELL — DON’T YOU DARE RESIST! Santa’s checking off an infinite list! If you fail your quota, you’ll freeze where you stand This is holiday cheer by command! “This concludes your mandated seasonal joy. Report back tomorrow for mandatory overtime. Failure to attend will result in… reassignment.”