🎵 I Thought It Was Lotion - Funny Country Comedy Song About Aging and Burnin’ the Wrong Bits скачать в хорошем качестве

🎵 I Thought It Was Lotion - Funny Country Comedy Song About Aging and Burnin’ the Wrong Bits

🎵 “I Thought It Was Lotion” – The Ballad of a Burnin’ Mistake 🎵 Sometimes life teaches you a lesson... with a pump bottle and second-degree shame. This cautionary country tale will have you laughin’ (and wincin’) as one man’s post-shower pride meets a mystery cream with a vendetta. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t lotion… and now he sits on frozen peas like a man scorched by fate itself. 🧴 LYRICS THAT’LL MAKE YOU HOLLER & HUG YOUR LABELS: “I thought it was lotion — but it sure lit up like fire. Made my cheeks light up like tires at a burnout bonfire.” “My wife said, ‘That’s hair remover! You fool, read the label!’ Now I’m sittin’ on a bag of peas and questionin’ what’s stable.” “You live, you learn, and sometimes you scream, When you lube your bits with bathroom cream.” 🔥 WHY YOU’LL LOVE THIS SONG: ✔ A full-throttle comedy story told in pure country glory ✔ Inspired by real-life “whoops” moments every man fears but won’t admit ✔ Great for fans of Ray Stevens, Wheeler Walker Jr., and cheek-scorchin’ laughter ✔ Perfect addition to your “Funny Country Songs” playlist ✔ PSA-approved: always read the label, y’all 📣 CALL TO ACTION: 🤣 LIKE if you’ve ever used the wrong bathroom product 🧊 COMMENT your most embarrassing hygiene mishap (we won’t judge… much) 📦 SHARE this with that friend who never reads the fine print 🎸 SUBSCRIBE for more knee-slappin’, skin-peelin’ country comedy 🔔 HIT THE BELL — before the next tube ruins your family jewels #funnycountrysong #funnysong #comedysong