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Life is Brutal

What could possibly go wrong when a heavy metal band narrates your life? A Collaboration with FamilyJules7x:    / familyjules7x   Download "Life is Brutal" on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/lif... Loudr: https://loudr.fm/release/life-is-brut... Bandcamp: https://lylemcdouchebag.bandcamp.com/... Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Life-Brutal-Exp... Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/a... Spotify: https://player.spotify.com/album/4BsA... Cast (in order of appearance) NateWantsToBattle:    / natewantstobattle   RazörFist:    / xrazorfistx   The Completionist:    / thatonevideogamer   Rodrigo Huerta:    / elcid1984   Morgan Want:    / morganwant   Jaxxy & Tomar:    / jaxamoto   Royalty free FX by BlinkFarm Lyrics: WAKE UP Drag your body out into the daylight Eat your breakfast to start off the day right Take a shower and get nice and soapy And when you wash your balls be very thorough because We’re ALWAYS THERE WE CAN SMELL IF THERE’S SMEGMA WE CAN TELL CAREFUL NOW THE BLADE IS SHARP This hubris So careless You’ve paid the price in PAIN BLOOD HAS BEEN SPILLED THIS DAY A single cog in this robotic monotony Become one with the daily grind Hail to the sultan of this workplace autocracy Refrain from giving him a piece of your mind I assume if you’re employed still, he can’t understand me What would happen if I broke this modus operandi? To clarify: Have you ever told your boss that you think he’s a DICKHEAD? You sure fuckin told everybody else Put the METAL to the pedal now! Start spinning your tires! We poured the fuel, and now you’re fired! That guy CUT YOU OFF THIS MEANS FUCKING WAR (FLIP HIM OFF) LET THE FINGER VENGEANCE SOAR (LETS FLIP HIM OFF) We’re ALWAYS THERE See everything Each passing day our repertoire gets more embarrassing Do they know that instead of porn you look at their friends’ facebook pictures? We could tell them all about how much you say the N-Word when no one’s around Or that one time when you pretended you had cancer for attention It’s all between just you and us because we’re ALWAYS THERE! Now you’re thinking about the Time you saw your own Grandmother’s Vagina So you don’t cum too soon WHOOOOOAAAA! YOU DID IT ANYWAY! ALWAYS THERE! YOU EVEN TOLD US THAT IN CONFIDENCE! DAMN IT, give us some room Do they know that you’re notorious for hogging all the bed sheets? So inconsiderate, GOD You’re so lucky that we put up with you GOODNIGHT (Heavy Metal Snoring x8)