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The Galactic Council had one rule: NEVER interact with planets rated Class 9 or higher. Class 10? Run. Class 11? Pray. Class 12? No one even knows—they all vanished. And then… someone found a CLASS 13. 😱 👽 A desperate team of elite alien operatives—experts in infiltration and survival—are sent to investigate Earth, the most dangerous world ever discovered. Expecting a nightmare of pure destruction, they prepare for their greatest challenge. Instead… they find humans. And humans don’t react like any species should. The team watches in HORROR as humans laugh at their drones, throw parties in their honor, and challenge them to drinking contests. 🍻💀 Every attempt at intimidation fails spectacularly, and soon, the aliens realize the terrifying truth—these creatures aren’t just surviving a deathworld. They LOVE it. 💀🔥 🚀💥 Watch as the galaxy’s most elite operatives lose their minds trying to make sense of Earth’s chaotic energy! 👾 Characters Featuring in This Story: 🛸 Captain Y’lrak – The fearless (and now traumatized) alien leader of the mission. He thought he had seen everything. He was WRONG. His descent into existential dread is both tragic and hilarious. 📊 Quix – The team's nervous analyst. He thought studying Earth from a distance would be safe. It was not. He has concluded that humans have no fear response. 🔬 Rilz – The team's linguistics expert, who, against his will, becomes Earth's first alien diplomat. He was trained for political negotiations, not backyard barbecues and “Howdy” greetings. 🤠 👨‍🚀 Bradley – The unexpected human champion. Muscular, enthusiastic, and an absolute legend in competitive drinking. When the aliens refuse to chug a beer, he declares himself their leader. 🌍 The Humans – A species that runs toward danger, laughs in the face of the unknown, and welcomes extraterrestrial visitors with memes, BBQs, and reckless curiosity. The aliens came prepared for war—they were not prepared for this. 🔔 Subscribe for more HFY Sci-Fi madness! 🚀🔥