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Reddit rSlash Storytime r TIFU TIFU by finding my wife attractive TIFU by ignoring a mosquito and going back to bed TIFU by hitting my niece TIFU by assuming my coworker was a vampire TIFU by flashing a hotel staff member on our girls’ trip 😔 TIFU by showing my toddler good dental hygiene TIFU: told my friend how much I can’t stand paperback novels before she gave me my birthday gift TIFU by accidentally slapping boyfriend in public TIFU by letting my AirPod run out of battery on a company wide call TIFU by letting a girl off at the wrong floor like it was her stop TIFU by failing an employment drug test without ever "doing" drugs. TIFU by telling cute girl in coffee shop I'd seen her at my bus stop several times, get ignored, older man comes over to tell me to go away, I walk away in shame Showed my friend the Reddit post where I trashed hair dye—she laughed hysterically, then calmly told me she’s always hated my haircut. We’re even now. I think. I asked my husband if he wants to wrestle to initiate hooked up. Instead, he watches wrestling. Tried to screenshot-snark about a coworker’s sloppy email, accidentally reply-all’d the screenshot to the entire project list, spent the rest of the day tasting my own foot. I set my alarm sound to emulate Bird Song and now I've been awoken every day way too early by ACTUAL Bird Song. Tried to make a fun add on to someone else's light hearted anecdote about inappropriate pregnancy related questions, instead made a really crude, inappropriate and fairly offensive remark. I ate an excessive amount of Fiber One Brownies and now my intestines are paying the price. I lost my ticket and called the sheriff's department. If I hadn't lost it they probably would never have uploaded them to the system for me and everyone else that got pulled over in that two week period, so now we all have our original fines and new court dates. Yay. greeted my cat in a way that was very likely received as racially insensitive by a Costco employee while on a call. Received great customer service. the fresh pineapple changed the texture of the meal to something that was very unpleasant. Op fell asleep while parents werent home for 2 hours which resulted in ticked parents and a broken doorbell Went on a passionate rant about how much I hate when men dye their hair… right in front of a friend whose husband does exactly that because she asked him to. i left my phone at work charging, realized after hours, remembered a possible way in, it was way easy, alarms went off, corporate upper folks involved, I'm not fired. I hope nobody else is fired. I have regrets. 🎙 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2awfkDn... 🐥 Steven's Twitter:   / loopy_gg   🐥 Brendan's Website: www.brendancraigvo.com 😇 MaliciousCompliance: http://bit.ly/2EDasJg 😈 ProRevenge: http://bit.ly/2HceGtl 🤡 ChoosingBeggars: http://bit.ly/2BVhw28 👪 EntitledParents: http://bit.ly/2El9Cj9 🔨 IDon'tWorkHereLady: http://bit.ly/2NA9EYt 🛒 TalesFromRetail: http://bit.ly/2TZKPa2 💻 TalesFromTechSupport: http://bit.ly/2OPHUzP 🤷 TodayIMessedUp: http://bit.ly/2D2x6tr 🔥 All Videos: https://bit.ly/2GKPzhQ 🔔 Subscribe! https://bit.ly/2H0ZHlK 👍 Like this video if you want to see more videos! #redditstories #redditmemes #tifu If you don't want your story in this video please email me at [email protected] :) I will happily remove it Credit: Author's names will be said before story, unless it's been sent to us and they've asked to include their name. Story 1 00:00 Story 2 02:06 Story 3 04:36 Story 4 07:35 Story 5 12:56 Story 6 15:25 Story 7 17:50 Story 8 20:09 Story 9 22:13 Story 10 24:18 Story 11 26:29 Story 12 29:45 Story 13 31:18 Story 14 34:01 Story 15 35:43 Story 16 38:14 Story 17 39:48 Story 18 42:12 Story 19 46:38 Story 20 48:49 Story 21 50:52 Story 22 53:18 Story 23 56:57