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Watched Pot · Jesse Boy Who is J Pee? Written by Jesse Pepe Produced by Jesse Pepe, Danny Eldridge Mixing/Mastering by Jeeve Ducornet VIDEO Directors: Corrin Evans & Justin Frick Cinematographer/Editor: Justin Frick Producer: Maddie McGuire (Red Mouse Pictures) Also Starring: Alasdair Martin as Paul, Mom, Girlfriend, Whiny Prick, Stagehand Elaine Partnow as drunk and disinterested Grandmother Turner Browne as sleepy, lethargic Grandfather Maddie McGuire as bored-but-supportive friend who texts on her phone Red Mouse Pictures http://www.redmousepictures.com/ Insta: redmousepics Justin Frick http://ajustinfricktake.com/ Insta: itsjustinfrick Daniel Eldridge   / dannyeldridge   Insta: dannyeldridge_ A VERY SPECIAL THANKS TO: Roman Gary Gilliam Robert Wells Henry Bong Emilie Starr Sam Irvin Luke Miller Ana Ban Ana Elaine Partnow Alex Pollini Cas Bradbeer Jon Scott Ariel Rose Chloe Zak Wilson Allen Williams Ryan Turner Ron Merom Daniel Mentz Jenna Watt Colleen Collins LYRICS: A watched pot never boils huh? Suck my dick Replace the m of idiom with a t And you get idiot And that is who the fuck those bitches are Who spit that shit Words of wisdom based on fibs and I will not fall for it Don’t offer it Don’t they know that you can not mother-fuck with science? Me staring at the pot don’t stop the goddamn heat risin, It’s not like by eyeballs are gonna cool its climate, What? I got freeze rays like a villain from a Batman comic. Where we at? It’s getting warm, like a moist vagina Lookin for those bubbles like Waldo, bitch I’m gon find ya Prove to the world that this bullshit phrase ain’t true You’re gonna boil while I eye fuck the shit out of you. “Are these dishes clean brotha?” Shut the fuck up Paul! I’m watch this water boil bitch you can clean them all Tryna put dissonance in my diligence You dumb ass hoe? My vigilant eyes tryna criminal fuck this H20! RING RING! HELLO?! “Honey we have news, it's okay if you cry, do you have a moment? We'd like to Facetime?" Fuck no ma! I’m hella busy, let me call you back. “Honey this is important, your grandmother had a heart attack We're at the hospital so please put the phone to your face" She’s fucking dead mom, okay? I think grandma can wait “Don’t talk to your mother like that” Oh I’m so scared of you dad You told me this lie in the first place You remember that? I was just minding my own business making water for tea Then you came into the kitchen and mufucking lied to me? “It’s just an expression, Jesus I thought you knew that.” “Plus it was years ago, weren’t you like ten?” YES DAD! Clearly, your bullshit expression really fucked me up I’m on a crusade of truth now, you Judas cunt! THROWS PHONE DRAMATICALLY Goddamn that’s blistering I see the tiny bubbles rising in sweet synchronicity A scientific symphony Such a submerged cacophony These air droplets are growing bigger Like my dick in an oral cavity Watching my depravity come crashing down like gravity This hypothesis is overflowing into a proven factuality That watching a pot of water boil is a hard substantiality And my vision isn’t a hindrance to a certified eventuality And if you don’t agree with me then you’re a fucking hater WOOF WOOF! Fuck off, Guillermo, whiny bitch, I’ll feed you later! Cuz it’s about to happen, it’s the moment I’ve been waiting for I’ve got blue balls, this water teasing me just like whore Any second now it is gonna release its gasses A more beautiful sight to see than even Kate Upton’s ass is YASSS! “Daddy I just threw up blood.” Shut up you whiny prick! AHAHA! We’re boiling now! You just deep-throated my scientific DICK!