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Hey everybody, Brian Osbourne here! Wanted to talk to you guys briefly about the new Electrocution Solution music video that just dropped on August 1st. Specifically, I wanted to address its poor performance. Now, full transparency, the video you're watching right now was scheduled days in advance. So, I suppose I'm PRESUMING that it performed poorly. But, let's be real, it performed poorly, didn't it? I gotta be honest with you guys, I'm kind of at the end of my rope. I sank a lot of money into buying this channel and I'm starting to feel like I made a really, pardon my French, shitty investment. I mean, have you seen the view count on the MF DOOM and Bladee type beats? EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!!!!! God, to a certain extent this is the company's fault, but also guys, look. I mean, c'mon. You gotta be pulling your weight here too, right?????????????????? I am TRYING. I've read books on the algorithm, the buzzwords, trending topics, I even read a biography about IShowSpeed. I've put real-life blood, sweat, and tears into this shit, and you know what? You know fucking what? I can't handle it!!!!! This channel is fucked! You're all a bunch of psychopaths who just want to point at a screen and laugh at awful edgy jokes. Where's the appreciation for the art form? Where's the curiosity for self expression? Up a fucking donkey's ass, that's where! You're all a bunch of fucking jokes and this channel is a cursed cesspool that has not only drained my bank account, but also my goddamn life force. Here are some very real facts about my life since taking over as CEO of ES+ Unlimited. Fact #1: My wife has filed for divorce after admitting to a month's long affair with our gardener, Ezekiel. For context, Ezekiel has a glass eye and a nervous twitch that once sent a week old puppy off the 12th story balcony of an insurance company. He lives in a trailer by the river and is openly addicted to horse tranquilizers. But apparently, this channel is such a fucking mar on my existence that my wife would rather shack up with Billy Boondocks than look me in the eye for more than 30 seconds. Fact #2: I took out a business loan to help fund the acquisition of this shithole channel and now the debt collectors have been throwing honest-to-God molotovs through the window of my office because I can't afford to pay them back. Lemme put it to you this way, last week I couldn't afford to get a cavity filled so I paid some dude in the back alley of my clinic in McDonald's cheeseburgers to pull my fucking tooth with a pair of tweezers I shoplifted from the CVS across the street. Fact #3: Since signing my life away to the Electrocution Solution brand, I've been so stressed that I started smoking cigarettes again. Seems mild, yeah? I'd think so too, except last Tuesday, I woke up and found a cantaloupe sized welt growing on the smack-dab center of my throat that I can only assume is some malignant ass, mutant cancer crossbreed that'll kill me by the end of the year anyway. So, if my impending bankruptcy doesn't somehow fuck me into oblivion, don't worry! The cancer sure as shit will! All this to say, I quit. I can only assume the channel will continue running but I'd be lying if I said I cared one way or the other. New CEO? Who fucking knows! I can imagine Ezekiel the gardener could stand some extra dinero. Sure, he's been shooting nothing but blanks into my wife, but one of these days the spark's gonna catch and they'll be raising octuplets out of a cardboard box. So yeah, I dunno, I'll be putting in a good fucking word, I guess. So watch the video. Or don't. This shit doesn't matter. Life's a joke and I've just now started realizing that I'm the punchline. Peace. Insincerely, Brian Osbourne, FORMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CEO of Electrocution Solution LLC and FORMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! President of ES+ Unlimited To report my erratic behavior call: 1-800-SUCK-THESE-GREASY-BALLS PRICING: Leases: $24.99 Exclusives: $99.99 Customs: $149.99 Any questions? Contact us @electrocutionsolution on Instagram or electrocutionsolution@gmail.com Don't think that Brian's little outburst has distracted me from your lawlessness, Samuel. You didn't read last week's beat and for that your sister must pay. It's too late to save her but by reading today's tags, you might just spare the rest of your family from a terrible death. experimental type beat,experimental type beat 2024,free experimental type beat,experimental type beat 2023,ambient type beat,experimental rap type beat,type beat,experimental type beat 2021,ambient experimental type beat,free experimental type beat 2023,ambient x experimental type beat,experimental hip hop type beat,experimental hiphop type beat,experimental x ambient type beat,kanye west type beat,free for profit experimental type beat,jpegmafia type beat,free jpegmafia type beat,jpegmafia type beat free,type beat,redveil jpegmafia type beat,jpegmafia type beat 2023,jpegmafia,danny brown type beat,free j