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Leanne Morgan: My Husband Is Trying To Kill Me | Stand-up Comedy Leanne Morgan: My Husband Is Trying To Kill Me | Stand-up Comedy Leanne Morgan: My Husband Is Trying To Kill Me | Stand-up Comedy Leanne Morgan has three beautiful children... and they are psycho lunatics who need therapy. From puberty turning her daughter "mean as a snake" to potty training disasters involving "doodoo balls" at the grocery store, this is the unfiltered truth about motherhood and marriage. She also covers the chaos of the school pickup line, why her teenager can't stand the sound of chewing, the horrors of the Paleo diet, and the moment she realized her husband was trying to give her a "slow vaginal death". TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - My Daughter Hit Puberty 01:16 - My Kids Are Psycho Lunatics 02:00 - The Car Ride Home From School 03:01 - Did Jesus Have Headlines? 04:16 - When Your Kids Become Teenagers 05:10 - We Weren't Allowed to Eat Cereal 06:03 - Your Underwear Looks Like a Slingshot 07:25 - Victoria's Secret is Owned by Satan 07:42 - The Paleo Diet vs. Heroin 10:35 - What Happened to the Diet (A Tortilla) 11:01 - When My Baby Went to Kindergarten 12:03 - The Walmart Pregnancy Test 13:03 - A Slow Vaginal Death 13:34 - Doodoo Balls at the Grocery Store 14:39 - My Grown Children Left Me 15:39 - Old People at a Def Leppard Concert Tuyệt vời. Dựa trên phân tích bản chép lời của Leanne Morgan, đây là Tiêu đề và Mô tả YouTube được tối ưu hóa theo phong cách bạn yêu cầu. Câu nói đắt giá (Punchline) được xác định từ bản chép lời: Punchline chính: "With a slow vaginal death." Punchline phụ (kinh tởm): "with doodoo balls falling out." Punchline (hình ảnh): "That's what my panties look like." (ám chỉ máy bắn đá) 1. YouTube Titles (English) (Các tiêu đề này được thiết kế để làm mồi (setup) cho các text thumbnail gây sốc như: "A SLOW VAGINAL DEATH" hoặc "DOODOO BALLS") Leanne Morgan: My Husband Is Trying To Kill Me Leanne Morgan: The REAL Reason I Had a Third Kid Leanne Morgan: What I Screamed After My Walmart Pregnancy Test Leanne Morgan: My Kid Left WHAT in the Grocery Store? Leanne Morgan: The Most Mortifying "Mom" Moment Ever Leanne Morgan: Why I Was Afraid of Milk Duds Leanne Morgan: My Panties Look Like a Catapult Leanne Morgan: Why My Teenage Daughter Hates The Way I Breathe Leanne Morgan: My Kids Are Psycho Lunatics Leanne Morgan: The Paleo Diet vs. Heroin 2. YouTube Description (English) Leanne Morgan has three beautiful children... and they are psycho lunatics who need therapy. From puberty turning her daughter "mean as a snake" to potty training disasters involving "doodoo balls" at the grocery store, this is the unfiltered truth about motherhood and marriage. She also covers the chaos of the school pickup line, why her teenager can't stand the sound of chewing, the horrors of the Paleo diet, and the moment she realized her husband was trying to give her a "slow vaginal death". TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - My Daughter Hit Puberty 01:16 - My Kids Are Psycho Lunatics 02:00 - The Car Ride Home From School 03:01 - Did Jesus Have Headlines?04:16 - When Your Kids Become Teenagers 05:10 - We Weren't Allowed to Eat Cereal 06:03 - Your Underwear Looks Like a Slingshot 07:25 - Victoria's Secret is Owned by Satan 07:42 - The Paleo Diet vs. Heroin 10:35 - What Happened to the Diet (A Tortilla) 11:01 - When My Baby Went to Kindergarten 12:03 - The Walmart Pregnancy Test 13:03 - A Slow Vaginal Death 13:34 - Doodoo Balls at the Grocery Store 14:39 - My Grown Children Left Me 15:39 - Old People at a Def Leppard Concert WHAT'S YOUR STORY? What's the most unhinged thing your kid has ever said or done? Drop your own "doodoo balls" story in the comments! SUBSCRIBE for more unfiltered truth about motherhood! If Leanne made you feel better about your own family, hit the LIKE button. #StandUpComedy#LeanneMorgan#Comedy#Motherhood#MarriageHumor#Puberty#PaleoDiet#Walmart#PottyTraining#FunnyMom