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The Witch and I Both Hate Water! | Weirdcore Parody Song

Witch Hates Water (So Do I) is a dark comedy ballad soaked in stormwater, curses, and squelching boots. You’re cold. You’re wet. The witch is mad. And somehow, you both brought mops. This is rain-soaked rage wrapped in rhyme. Full lyrics below. ☔ Discover more weirdcore & horror-pop songs:    / @balives   [Intro] Drip drop Cold snap Boot stuck Can’t laugh Witch said move, I said why? She hates water—so do I --- [Verse] I work out in the pouring gray Shovel teeth and mud all day Coat’s too thin, gloves too tight Toes like bricks, nose like ice Witch is watching from the shed Hat all soggy, eyes like red She shrieks when rain rolls off the sky She hates water—so do I --- [Chorus] Rain on my back, bones full of frost Dancing in the downpour, counting what I lost Witch got a grudge and I got a mop We both scream “Make it stop!” (But it don’t) No it don’t Still it pours Still I moan The wicked witch ain’t wet alone She hates water—so do I --- [Verse] My boots squish out a cursed beat Witch joins in with soggy feet She twirls once and melts a squirrel I slipped and fell into her world The rain’s not rain, it’s crying sky The job’s not work, it’s do or die She cackles low and mops her eye She hates water—so do I --- [Bridge] “Water’s weight will drag you low.” “Better learn to melt real slow.” “Don’t look up. Don’t ask why.” Just keep working ‘til you dry. --- [Chorus] Rain on my back, ghost in my boots Witch in the mirror giving dirty looks Slippery floors and thunderclap lies We both scream “Make it stop!” (But it don’t) No it don’t Still it stings Still I groan The wicked witch ain’t wet alone She hates water—so do I --- [Outro] The storm don't end, the witch don’t blink We dance in puddles, we rot, we sink So next time skies begin to cry— Just know the witch still screams nearby And she hates water— So do I So do I #Weirdcore #HorrorPop #SurrealBallad #StorytellingMusic #rainsong #CreepyMusic #AIMusicVideo #AIMusic #DarkComedySong