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The Shrinks - Plan B for Christmas

🎵 Artist: The Shrinks Written & performed by Yaga & Nektara Produced with Suno AI (Pro License) ℗ & © 2025 [The Shrinks] Licensed under Suno Pro Commercial Use License. [INTRO — spoken, playful] North Pole, this is me calling… …and you’re not picking up. Okay. Plan B. [VERSE 1] I wrapped my hopes in ribbon, put my patience on the tree, Left milk and cookies out like Santa’s actually into me. Checked the porch at midnight—guess what showed up? Air. Not a bell, not a box, not a “Ho-ho-ho” out there. My stocking’s doing cardio, it’s empty but it tries, And my smile is holiday-approved, with just a hint of “why.” So I open up my contacts like a festive little crime: If Santa doesn’t deliver… I have a backup line. [PRE-CHORUS] I’m not mad, I’m just… creatively annoyed, So I hit one name and let the sleigh get destroyed. He answers like a miracle, calm as winter snow: “Baby, tell me what you want.” I’m like—“Okay, let’s go.” [CHORUS] Ho-ho-NO, not today, I won’t let Christmas flop, If the sleigh forgets my street, I’ll take a different stop. Ring-ring—Plan B, hear that sweet “Hello?” Santa can keep his list—my sugar daddy runs the show. Snow outside is sparkling, my phone is too, somehow, He says, “Pick a color, babe,” I’m like, “All of them—wow.” If you’re on the naughty list and Santa says “Not this year,” Call your sugar daddy—watch the magic reappear. [VERSE 2] I tried to be an angel—made it, what, a day or two? Held the door, fed a stray cat, said “Bless you” once—how cute. Then traffic hit, my halo slipped, my patience did a swan, And I told a guy “Have a day!” …Okay, so I moved on. North Pole customer service put me on eternal hold, A reindeer coughed, then voicemail said, “Please leave your tone.” So I did the grown-up thing: I pivoted with style, Pressed “call,” and suddenly my luck regained its smile. [PRE-CHORUS] He goes, “You’ve been good… in your own unique way.” I said, “That is the nicest thing I’ve heard all day.” Then he laughs, and I swear the bells outside agree— Like even the winter wind is shipping him and me. [CHORUS] Ho-ho-NO, not today, I won’t let Christmas flop, If the sleigh forgets my street, I’ll take a different stop. Ring-ring—Plan B, hear that sweet “Hello?” Santa can keep his list—my sugar daddy runs the show. Snow outside is sparkling, my phone is too, somehow, He says, “Pick a color, babe,” I’m like, “All of them—wow.” If you’re on the naughty list and Santa says “Not this year,” Call your sugar daddy—watch the magic reappear. [BRIDGE — half-spoken / rhythmic, funny] Press one for “Nice.” Press two for “Spice.” Press three if you bought your own gift twice. Santa’s flying, I’m vibing—no stress, no fight, I’ve got direct delivery on a snowy night. He pulls up like, “Emergency cheer response,” I’m like, “Sir, you’re a seasonal sponsor.” No sleigh? No problem. No elves? We’re fine. My holiday’s funded by a very cute lifeline. [FINAL CHORUS — bigger, with ad-libs] Ho-ho-NO, not today, I won’t let Christmas flop, (nope!) If the sleigh forgets my street, I’ll take a different stop. (we pivot!) Ring-ring—Plan B, hear that sweet “Hello?” (hi, baby!) Santa can keep his list—my sugar daddy runs the show. (he does!) Snow outside is sparkling, my phone is too, somehow, (bling-bling!) He says, “Pick a color, babe,” I’m like, “All of them—wow.” (all of ’em!) If you’re on the naughty list and Santa says “Not this year,” Call your sugar daddy—watch the magic reappear. [OUTRO — spoken] Next year I’ll be nice. …For at least a morning. (c) Nektara