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Steamed Hams put through Google Translate into Irish then back into English

I'm a Dub who did ordinary level Irish, so my reading wasn't great. Neither was the translation of the original dialogue into the Irish language through Google Translate. I put the translation back into English to show why it's not reliable. _---_ Bhuel, Seymour, rinne mé é - in ainneoin do threoracha. Ah. Ceannfort Chalmers. Fáilte. Tá súil agam go n-ullmhaíonn tú le haghaidh cón unforgettable. Sí. Oh, egads! Tá mo rósta scriosta. Ach cad a tharlódh dá mba bia mear a cheannach agus é a cheilt mar mo chócaireacht féin? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner leis na mínithe ar a bhfuil sé ar iarraidh. Ní mór don cheannfort a leigheas a fháil. Nuair a éisteann sé ar iomarcaí lame Skinner, beidh trioblóide sa bhaile anocht Seymour! Ceannfort, bhí mé díreach, ach síneadh mo laonna ar an bhfuinneog. Cleachtadh Isometric. Cúram a bheith páirteach liom? Cén fáth go bhfuil deataigh ag teacht as do oigheann, Seymour? Uh-Ó. Níl sé sin deataigh. Is gaile é. Gaile ó na clams steamed atá againn. Mmm. Cailíní steamed. Whew. Ceannfort, tá súil agam go bhfuil tú réidh le haghaidh hamburgers béal. Shíl mé go raibh breacanna gaile againn. D'oh, uimh. Dúirt mé hams steamed. Sin é a ghlaonn mé hamburgers. Glaoch tú hamburgers haams steamed? Tá. Is chanúint réigiúnach é. Uh-huh. Uh, cén réigiún? - Uh, upstate Nua-Eabhrac. I ndáiríre. Bhuel, tá mé ó Utica, agus ní chuala mé go n-úsáideann duine ar bith an abairt "hams steamed". "Ó, ní i Utica. Uimh. Is léiriú Albany é. Feicim. Tá a fhios agat, tá na hamburgers seo cosúil go leor leis na cinn atá acu ag Krusty Burger. Ó níl. Burgers paitinnithe Skinner. Sean-oideas teaghlaigh. Do hams steamed. Sea. Tá. Agus glaoitear orthu go bhfuil siad ag gruaim astu in ainneoin go bhfuil siad ar ndóigh grilled. Ye- Tá a fhios agat, an rud amháin ba chóir dom- - Gabh mo leithscéal ar feadh aon dara. Ar ndóigh. Bhuel, bhí sin iontach. Bhí go leor ama ag gach duine. Tá mé pooped. Tá. Ba chóir dom a bheith - Dea Tiarna! Cad atá ag tarlú ann? - Na Gealáin Thuaidh. Uh- Aurora borealis ag an am seo den bhliain ag an am den lá seo sa chuid seo den tír atá lonnaithe go hiomlán laistigh de do chistin? - Sea. An féidir liom é a fheiceáil? Uimh. Seymour. Tá an teach ar theine. Níl, Máthair. Níl sé ach na soilse thuaidh. Bhuel, Seymour, tá tú mar dhuine eile, ach caithfidh mé a rá go bhfuil tú ag gambar maith. Cabhrú. Cabhrú. _---_ Well, Seymour, I did it - notwithstanding your instructions. Ah. Chief of Chalmers. Welcome. I hope you prepare for an unforgettable cone. Yes. Oh, egads! My roast is destroyed. But what would happen if I had to buy fast food and hide it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with the explanations where he is missing. The superintendent needs to cure him. When he listens to Skinner's redundancies, there will be a trouble at home tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just, but stretching my calves on the window. Isometric Exercise Care to join me? Why is smoke coming from your oven, Seymour? Uh-Ó. It's not that smoke. It's a steam. Steamed from our steamed clams. Mmm Steamed girls Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth hamburgers. I thought we had steam tricks. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed haams? Yes. It is a regional dialect. Uh-huh. Uh, which region? - Uh, upstate New York. Seriously. Well, I'm from Utica, and I have not heard that anyone uses the phrase "haam steamed". "Oh, not in Utica. No. It's Albany's interpretation. I see. You know, these hamburgers are similar to those of Krusty Burger. Oh no. Skinner's patented Burgers. Old family recipe. Your hams steamed. Yes. Yes. And they are called to be grieved despite being of course grilled. Ye- You know, the only thing I should - - Excuse me for one second. Of course. Well, that was amazing. Everyone had a lot of time. I'm pooped Yes. I should be - Good Lord! What's happening there? - The North Geels. Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time in this part of the country that is completely located within your kitchen? - Yes. Can I see it? No. Seymour. The house is on fire. No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you're like someone else, but I have to say that you're good at a gambar. Help. Help.