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🪴Roasting My Own Houseplants… What Was I Thinking?! 😂

Roasting My Own Houseplant Choices: Why Did I Buy These?! Let’s face it—every houseplant lover has a few regrets in their collection. In this video, I’m putting myself on blast and roasting my own houseplant decisions. 😅 From impulse buys that turned into expensive regrets to high-maintenance divas that refuse to cooperate, I’m going in on my own chaotic jungle. This is for all the plant parents who’ve ever looked at a crispy leaf and whispered, “Why are you like this?” In this lighthearted but brutally honest video, I walk through 6 of my most questionable plant purchases. But don’t worry—this isn’t a plant hate fest. I love my collection… even the plants that drive me up the wall. This is all about the humor, the lessons, and the shared experience of plant ownership gone slightly off the rails. 🌱 What’s in the Video? 👉 Plant 1: The Drama Queen You know the one. It demands consistency, filtered water, constant humidity, and maybe a therapist. For me, it’s ficus that turns crispy if I look at it wrong. And yet, I still go it. Why? Am I OK? Jury’s out. 👉 Plant 2: The Impulse Buy Regret Ah, the rare tropical beauty I just had to have. The price tag was wild, the care needs were wilder, and now it just sits there… judging me from its designer pot. No growth. No joy. Just vibes. 👉 Plant 3: The Growthless Wonder This Philodendron has been the same size since I got it. Seriously. Not a leaf. Not a bloom. Is it even alive? Unclear. I’ve started using it as modern art. 👉 Plant 4: The Overachiever (In a Bad Way) Rhaphidophora seemed like a safe bet—until it tried to take over my apartment. One minute it’s in a cute hanging pot, the next it’s wrapping around my furniture like it's auditioning for Jumanji. 👉 Plant 5: The High-Maintenance Diva You know that one plant that just can’t handle anything? Not tap water. Not slight temperature changes. Not your vibe. That’s this one. I feel like I’m running a 5-star resort for one green guest who always complains. 👉 Plant 6: The One I Keep Buying (Even Though It Hates Me) We all have that plant we keep giving second chances to. Mine might be plotting against me. It dies, I mourn, I buy it again… repeat. I’ve spent more on this one than groceries. 🌍 Why This Video Is for You If you’re into tropical houseplants, rare indoor plants, or you’re just here for some good old-fashioned plant chaos, this one’s for you. I’m not a horticultural expert—I’m just one passionate (and slightly unhinged) plant parent sharing the highs and lows of plant ownership. 💬 Let’s Chat! Which of YOUR plants would you roast? Have you made an impulsive plant decision you immediately regretted? Drop your worst plant-buying experience in the comments—I might even feature it in a future roast video. 🫣 🎥 Subscribe for More Plant Chaos If this made you laugh, cringe, or feel better about your own collection, hit that Like button, Subscribe, and Share the chaos with a fellow plant parent. I post new videos diving into plant wins, plant fails, and everything in between. 👉 Follow me on Instagram for behind-the-scenes and daily plant madness: 📸 www.instagram.com/trojanking9 Thanks for watching—and no, I will not stop buying high-maintenance plants. 😂 Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:05 Drama Queen Houseplant 04:54 Impulse Buy Regret Houseplant 09:25 Growthless Wonder Houseplant 13:15 Overachieving Houseplant 16:28 High Maintenance Diva Houseplant 18:19 Repurchase Queen Houseplant 19:52 Final Thoughts Merch store: https://houseplanty-goodness.creator-... ** Malvern 2025 RHS Spring Festival Workshop ** https://www.eventbrite.com/e/mounted-... #houseplantygoodness #HouseplantHumor #PlantParentProblems #TropicalPlantFails #RareHouseplants #PlantRoastSession If you would like to support the channel you can buy me a coffee at: https://ko-fi.com/houseplantygoodness If you want 10% off any of the GrowGang products, use the link: https://www.grow-gang.com/MEMO87416 Check out more, including everything I love using for my plants on my website: https://www.houseplantygoodness.com/