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The KRABBY PATTY LOGISTICS NIGHTMARE: How Krabs Actually Makes Money.

​Welcome to SpongeLogic, where we apply cold, hard mathematics to the most absurd anomalies of the ocean. ​In this episode, we tackle the biggest economic mystery in Bikini Bottom: The Krusty Krab. We ignore the 'Secret Formula' and instead focus on the one thing Eugene Krabs can't hide: The Data. ​Using Census Bureau data, we estimate the population of Bikini Bottom and calculate the daily consumption rate of Krabby Patties. We then trace the physical supply chain: Where is the 'beef' substitute sourced from? How are fresh buns transported to the seabed? What are the insurance premiums for cargo ships navigating the Krab's questionable routes? ​The numbers simply do not add up. ​Our comprehensive logistical audit reveals a shocking, mathematically undeniable truth: Eugene Krabs is operating the Krusty Krab at a massive, unsustainable loss. Sourcing and shipping the raw ingredients costs more than the menu price of the patty. ​Logic demands an answer: Why is he still open?