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Turbulence - But it's an AI song

This is not my original idea. This is based on    / @lase211   's Meet the Team and The Heavy is Dead but it's an AI song videos. Turbulence, which you can find at    • Turbulence [Saxxy Awards 2015 Best Overall]   , is not my creation. All credit goes to Dunkle for their amazing animation. The song that plays in the end, the Kazotsky Drip, by    / @skylinee666   , can be found here:    • Kazotsky Drip (TF2 Kazotsky Kick Taunt)   . If you want the script for Turbulence, it is below. I HAD TO REWRITE IT MYSELF!!! The AI had some trouble with some parts of the script, but it is mostly good. Fellas! This is your captain speakin'! We're about to begin our descent, we'll be landin' shortly. Please put the seat in the upright position, store your belongings, fasten your seatbelts, all that crap. Thank you for flying with us on scout airlines! We hope your enjoyed your flight. Screamin' eagles! What? Soldiers?! Yeah... Get outta here! This is our runway! Mine! You can have this when you pry it from my cold dead hands! Yeah... We'll see about that Gahahah, we're gonna block them off! Did no long gahhh... Incoming! Uh! Nice hustle, tons of fun! Ahhh, come on! Cars and stripes beat hammers and sickles! Yeah... Look at 'em! Hohoho, Ohh! Run! Run! I'm coming for you! Too slow! You fat, bald, fat, fatty- AH! Ohhh, this ain't good.. Hahahaha! Did you forget about me? ...yeah! Well, off to visit your mother! (Hahoha! *grunting and snorting noises*) (Aw, man Hey is that a new suit? Cuz it sucks! Ohhhh BOOM!) Come. We fight like men. Very well! AHH! Beep boop! If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! (Sun Tzu said that!) We must fight! (Sir, yes sir!) ATTAAAAAAAAACK! ATTAAAAAAAAACK! Roger that! Were you supposed to be good at dodging? Hahahahahaha! Da! Push! Push like you mean it! Ooh! Very good! Iiigh- Haha! Dammit! Hi-yaa, Boom! Uh-oh... The burning you feel? It is shame. AHHH-*explosion* Ahh! (AHGHHAGHHA) Oh, no! Da! Wahhhhh! Gah! Incoming! Hahahaha! Pull up! Pull up! Pull up dumbass! I can't! He's in the way! You'll die a virgin! It's true! AHhh! Heavy! Don't you dare! No no no- Gu-ahhhhhh! (AHHHSAHSHAHSHGAGS, YOU IDIOT) Eat that chucklenuts! Watch and learn! Haha! Hahaha! You imbecile! You've doomed us all! Apologies. Haha! Hahaha! We did it! We did it because we're best friends! Let go of me! Ahhh. Incoming! Argh, you! I'm back baby! Aw, dammit boys! Did you miss me- AHHHHH! You've killed him! Son of a cussing cuss word! Did you think you could beat me? Yeah... Affirmative! Let this be lesson for you! Okay! No! Ugh! Ahhh, perfect! Ahahahaha! We failed men. (Awww, crap, darn...) Negatory! You call that a loss? I've crapped bigger losses than that! Operation soaring eagle! No. That is an order! Aww, here we go! AHHHHHH! Move lady! Come here babies! Fear me! I hate youuu!!! explosion Perfect landing! I, win! Hoot, hooooot! That species of a magnificient bastard!