The Cancer Starter Pack: Tears, Snacks & Extreme Nostalgia -- An Astrological ROAST! скачать в хорошем качестве

The Cancer Starter Pack: Tears, Snacks & Extreme Nostalgia -- An Astrological ROAST!

Will Cancer Ever Stop Crying… and Leave the House? Let’s Discuss. 🦀💦 In this episode of Spiritual Bimbo, your hosts Gala Darling and Colin Bedell dive into the soft, sentimental, and slightly suffocating world of Cancer. The sign that will love you forever, remember every detail of your childhood trauma, and absolutely fall apart if you don’t text them back fast enough. Cancers will bake you cookies, nurture your soul, and then go cry about how much they love you—all before noon. But are they the ultimate ride-or-die besties or just professionally clingy? Let’s investigate. 🔥 Expect: 💦 Why Cancers love harder than anyone (and also hurt harder than anyone) 🏡 Are they actually homebodies or just too emotionally exhausted to go out? 🧷 Cancer in relationships: Devoted, doting, or just one argument away from packing your lunch and blocking your number? 👀 The real reason Cancers hold grudges like they get paid for it 🍞 Why they use food, blankets, and nostalgia as a love language If you’ve ever been loved so deeply by a Cancer that you feared for your own independence, this one’s for you. Subscribe now, turn on notifications, and let’s get into the cozy, clingy, and deeply emotional energy of Cancer season. 💘 Subscribe for more astrological roasts & bimbo brilliance! 📍 Follow Gala:   / galadarling   📍 Follow Colin:   / queercosmos