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Why It Sucks to Be Born as a Warbat (MONSTERVERSE)

Ever wondered what it's like being a giant flying snake in a world where gravity is just a suggestion and Kong uses you as a jump rope? Welcome to the absolutely bonkers life of a Warbat in the Hollow Earth, where you'll navigate antigravity pockets, dodge bioluminescent predators, and try not to become a knot around a stone pillar. From your chaotic birth in a dimension that physics forgot, to awkward teenage years spent face-planting into crystal formations, all the way to getting absolutely demolished by an oversized ape who treats you like gym equipment - this is your story. Experience the daily grind of hunting prey that glows in impossible colors, competing for territory near acid geysers, and discovering that after decades of being a feared predator, your biggest threat isn't Kong or apex titans... it's tourists with smartphones. Buckle up for the wildest documentary about a creature that makes regular snakes look like they've got life figured out. Why It Sucks to Be Born as a Warbat