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☞ "Girls! Girls! Girls!" from Fight Like A Girl. This, as well as much of FLAG, is part of the musical The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls, so I've assigned the lyrics to their various roles. ☞ For lyrics, turn on "Captions" or see below. HOST: Step right up! We bring to you the finest entertainment And I am pleased to be your humble servant Accept our hospitality Indulge in abnormality Step right up! There’s something here for everyone's enjoyment I do this as a gift, not for employment A portrait of insanity Approached with pure humanity Come see our... Girls! Crazy Girls! If you’re willing to be thrilled this is a helluva ride Those Girls! Crazy Girls! They’re hot! They’re nuts! They’re suicidal! Tickets cheap, it’s a crime And they’re half-price after four o’clock so toss us a dime To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time Come see the Girls! Girls! Girls! Some of them are really quite attractive as you’ll see And some are truly hideous, I’m sure that you’ll agree While others still look rather quite a lot like you and me But you mustn’t let them fool you Just one more rule! You shouldn’t look this one too long in the eye That one let’s just keep walkin’ by These ain’t no ordinary girls and we’ve a steady supply So grab another cup of tea and follow me To see the... CHORUS Now, has anybody any clever questions for your guide? For a penny more, go on and ask! We’ve nothing here to hide... RABBLE #1: I have a question... RABBLE #2: I do, I would like to know... HOST: Quiet down! You, sir... GENTLEMAN #1: If insanity’s primarily a femininish malady And no one’s doubting that for it’s a scientific fact Then, according to the medics, have they faultier genetics? Are they born with this disease or is it something they contract? HOST: It’s all to do with reproductive organs Which are naturally unstable in a dame You see, from “lunar” we have lunacy and lunatic and loony And they’re always ovulating by the cycle of the moony GENTLEMAN #2: I’ve a question! HOST: Shoot! GENTLEMAN #2: Has any patient ever been released? Would you send her home if her bizarre behavior were decreased? HOST: For the good of our society they oughtn’t reproduce So while they may pretend propriety, we’ll never let’em loose! HOST, INMATES: Come see the Girls! Crazy Girls! If you’re willing to be thrilled this is a helluva ride Those Girls! Crazy Girls! They’re hot! They’re nuts! They’re suicidal! Tickets cheap, it’s a crime And they’re half-price after four o’clock so toss us a dime To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time Come see the Girls! Girls! Girls! HOST: Some are born mad, some achieve madness, and some have madness thrust upon’em! This is the real thing, my friends! Guaranteed one-hundred-percent authentic mentally ill! Accept no imitations For a little extra on the side we can arrange for a slightly more “intimate” encounter, wink, wink For a tuppence, just a tuppence, a handful of pills to feed the inmates! We've got pills for depression, obsession, aggression, possession, indiscretion, there’s a bloody pill for everything nowadays! GENTLEMAN #3: How big is a lady’s brain? HOST: It’s really very, very small A simple thought is quite a strain! GENTLEMAN #4: This seems just a bit inhumane... HOST: That’s just a simple little shock It doesn’t cause her any pain! You see, they’re really more like animals than people Which has been proven haven’t any souls at all The only bits that aren’t inferior are bosom and posterior And these are only useful in a seedy music hall They won’t bite Well, they might I say, this one does look hungry tonight So get your picture with an inmate But be sure she’s locked up tight They’re practically wild, sir Protect your child, sir They don’t recall the taste of freedom They’re just happy if we feed’em So point and laugh It isn’t bad They shouldn’t mind Because they’re mad If you haven’t got a dime Toss us your pearls HOST, INMATES: You’re welcome to enjoy our Girls! Crazy Girls! If you’re willing to be thrilled this is a helluva ride Those Girls! Crazy Girls! They’re hot! They’re nuts! They’re suicidal! Tickets cheap, it’s a crime And they’re half-price after four o’clock so toss us a dime To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time HOST: I’ve got a lot more words to say but I just can’t make’em rhyme So ladies, let this be a lesson to you! Keep your hair un-cut Your corsets tight Your morals high Your knitting neat Your yapper shut This is what comes of over-educating Mentally over-stimulating Too much serious conversating Organized religion-hating Sinful un-wed copulating Marriage without procreating Girl on girl caught lesbiating She was caught while masturbating Male mind manipulating Chronically hallucinating Certainly there’s no debating Some we just find fascinating Women’s rights facilitating Independent thought creating She may just be complicating Get your money out, we’re waiting... To see those Girls! Girls! Girls!