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I Didn't Hear No Bell - SOUTH PARK

Randy finally gets the chance to fight Bat Dad and gets the boys disqualified from the season championships. "The Losing Edge" S09 Subscribe to South Park:    / @southpark   #SouthPark #SouthParkS09 Bat dad is standing up and flapping his wings in the audience. BAT DAD COME ON DENVER!!!! GET THE LEAD OUT!!! DO NOT CROSS THE BAT DAAADD!!! Kyle's mom and dad are sitting together with Ike about seven rows down from where bat dad is. KYLE'S DAD Geez, I really wish this guy would shut up. BAT DAD WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO HOME SOUTH PARK?! YOU CAN'T BEAT DENVER!!!! STAN'S DAD (O.S.) DENVER SUCKS ASS!!! Bat dad and everyone else gets a quizzical look and then looks over to the isle. Randy triumphantly walks down the isle about four rows back from bat dad, with two beers in each hand. TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS as Randy very casually takes a seat four rows back from bat dad. Bat dad looks pissed and concerned. STAN'S DAD COME ON SOUTH PARK! THESE KIDS CAN'T PLAY! IN FACT... THESE DENVER KIDS ARE TERRIBLE! Back to the field - Stan throws another pitch. The Denver kid does an amazing move to dodge the ball and swing. UMPIRE STRIKE 2! KYLE'S COUSIN Oh Jesus, we're going to win! I've never won a sport before! This is so exciting! STAN'S DAD IT'S OVER, DENVER! SOUTH PARK WHOOPED YOUR ASS! BAT DAD YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I SHUT IT FOR YOU!! Stan's dad stands up and takes his shirt off. STAN'S DAD What do you wanna do, huh? Bat dad thinks for a while... And then CHARGES RANDY!! BAT DAD AAHGHGHGHH!! The two men start fighting as several audience members clear the stands. Stan sees the fight in the VERY far off distance behind him on the pitcher's mound. STAN This can't get any worse. Bat Dad and Randy wrestle their way to the top of the breezeway, as a couple people in the stands watch and some leave. STAN'S DAD (struggling) BAT DAD EEEE YAAAAAAAA!! Bat dad throws Randy off. Stan's dad lands with a thud on the ground below. STAN'S DAD OOF! Bat Dad slowly gets up on the railing and slowly spreads his wings, ready to pounce on Randy below. BAT DAD Now for the finishing move! YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE BAT DADDED!!! Bat dad jumps down, but just clumsily falls like Cartman did off the roof. BAT DAD Oufff! ANNOUNCER That's the end of the fifth. South Park is just one inning away from being state champions. Bat dad hits Randy over and over - Randy appears to be losing. STAN'S DAD (taking shots) OOF! OOG! OOG! ANNOUNCER OH JEEZ, AND IT LOOKS LIKE TWO PARENTS ARE FIGHTING! They better be careful, the little league has a NO TOLERANCE POLICY! UMPIRE STOP! STOP OR YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR TEAMS DISQUALIFIED!!! Stan and Kyle look at each other. STAN Disqualified? The South Park boys run toward camera. STAN FIGHT!! KEEP FIGHTING!! Shot of the two dads fighting - the Umpires run in. UMPIRE BREAK IT UP!! BREAK IT UP!! Slow mo - Randy's POV of Bat Dad punching him. BAT DAD (slow mo) RARGRRGG!! Slow mo - Randy takes the classic Rocky punch to the face. Slow mo - Randy goes to the ground Slow mo - Randy hits the ground with an ECHOING THUD The Umpires all get to the fight and stand between where Randy fell and Bat dad, holding out their arms to block. UMPIRE THAT'S ENOUGH!! THE NEXT PERSON THAT FIGHTS IS GETTING HIS TEAM DISQUALIFIED!! Bat Dad backs down. BAT DAD He's done for anyway. Stan rushes over to his father with the other boys behind him. STAN COME ON, DAD! GET UP! KYLE GET UP, YOU HAVE TO FIGHT! Randy lays on the ground, eye swollen, barely moving, as IMAGES FLASH THROUGH HIS MIND UMPIRE Alright, come on let's play ball! SWIRLING CROWD SOUTH PARK PLAYERS RAN-DY! RAN-DY! RAN-DY! Cut back to Stan's dad struggling on the ground. Bat dad turns and walks away slo mo. MORE IMAGES flash into Randy's mind. CROWD RANDY! RANDY! RANDY! BURGESS MEREDITH GET UP, ROCK! GET UP, YA BUM! STAN'S MOM Get up, Randy! Fight! Fight for me! Stan's dad picks himself up slowly. Bat dad is walking away, Stan's gets up. STAN'S DAD Hey Bat dad... Bat Dad turns around. STAN'S DAD I didn't hear no bell. SOUTH PARK PLAYERS YEAH!!!! Randy charges Bat Dad and starts punching bat dad repeatedly, sending him walking backwards. STAN'S DAD HOOMF! HOOMF! HOOMF! UMPIRE STOP! STOP RIGHT NOW! STAN'S DAD I'M THE BEST! AROUND! NUTTIN BUDDA HUMMA DUMMA HEY! UMPIRE I'M WARNING YOU SIR! STAN'S DAD I'M THE BEST AROUNNDDD! OOMF! Stan's dad gives one last punch that sends Bat Dad flying into the two other umpires and to the ground - the home Umpire gets in front of Randy and blocks him. UMPIRE That's it! That's it! SOUTH PARK IS DISQUALIFIED! BOYS YEAHHHH! SOUTH PARK PARENTS AAWWWW! ANNOUNCER South Park has been disqualified from the game! Denver Wins!!! The boys all charge Randy and hug and dance as TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS. The Denver players all throw their mitts down in front of their dugout. KYLE'S COUSIN We LOST?! Two cops come up behind Randy and put cuffs on him. STAN'S DAD What?! I thought this was a free country!